Tuesday, April 22, 2008

If You Can't Be an Athlete, Be an Athletic Supporter

Welcome to the Carr show

I must say, when it comes to stalking celebrities, Michael and I make a winning pair. He spots actors and actresses he can't name and I -- through an intricate game of word association -- figure out who they are. ("You know. He's that guy who used to be with that girl who's with that nut ..."; "Chris Klein?" "Yes!!!)") Or I spot hot jocks and he tells me who they are. Being in Hollywood you would expect to see a bunch of actors, yet oddly this time around Wilson Cruz (Ricky on "My So-Called Life") was the only one we saw. But in the hot jock department we twice struck gold (not counting Jennifer Capriati working out at Crunch). First, onetime SMU standout, former New England Patriots player and current ABC and ESPN sports commentator Craig James was out by the pool at our hotel. When I approached him for a photo-op not only was he super friendly (and shirtless to boot!), he put his arm around me for the CHEESE! moment.
Hello, Daddy!

I was still swooning over that (he smelled really good) when I saw this hunk o' man with his wife and two young sons at the Phoenix airport on our way home. I couldn't believe my eyes when he stood up and his jeans were completely drooped down revealing the tightest pair of white briefs you've ever seen clinging to his perfect bubble butt. No sooner had I alerted my guy to this heavenly scene (and apparently the rest of the terminal -- Michael said I was talking "way too loud"), did Mikey realize it was 2002's Number 1 NFL draft pick, 2006 Sports Illustrated Best-Looking Jock winner and the New York Giants new back-up QB, David Carr! David just kept moving around showing off his ass and just when I thought I couldn't take any more he got away from his family just long enough for me to make my move. He, too, was really nice and smiled for the camera (I should have slid my hands down the back of his Calvin Klein microfiber briefs, but ...) and I wished him good luck in the Big Apple. Shortly thereafter he and his brood disappeared into First Class and I haven't stopped thinking about him since ...

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh my! David Carr! You lucky devil!

Timmy said...

David Carr is a very hot guy. I hope he has better luck than he did in Houston.

Alec said...

Hi, Kenneth! I just e-mailed some good photos of the sexy David Carr to you at kwalsh212@yahoo.com. My return address is djbennett2004@yahoo.com, and the subject line of my e-mails says "David Carr Photo Collection." I just thought I'd let you know here, so that you won't think it's junk mail. Okay, cheers, then!

Anonymous said...

Who the hell knew Craig James still has such a tight bod? He needs to find himself a tailor so he stops swimming in those God awful suits he wears on ABC during college football season.

If I ever have daddy issues...

JaY said...

WOW...what a sight for sore eyes! This is the kinda stuff that us guys (your #1 fans) really love!! Thanks for sharing these 2 hot encounters with us!! Craig James is my total "daddy dream man"...oh what I would give to have his shirtless body that close to mine!! You lucky dog!! WELCOME BACK!!!

Anonymous said...

OMG, Ken, you are my Michigan hero -- Craig James -- woof......although I don't know how much of a daddy he is...he's 46...

JaY said...

oooh...he's only 46...ok, then...he can be my "new best friend"...let's go skinny-dipping Craig!! WOOF!

Anonymous said...

A "daddy" has nothing to do with age, people. It's a state of being and Craig James is one hot daddy!!!

Anonymous said...

Craig James was my suite mate 2nd year at SMU. He is one sexy & nice man - we shared a bathroom and I have many lovely memories.

Joe said...

Just read he's running for Senate seat in Texas now...Republican alas

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