Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Job Fair?

My R esimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.


My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN nikname Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.








Employer's response:...

Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you Monday.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

The picture isn't showing...

Anonymous said...

(Beep) Hi Bryan...
Can you cum into my office, I dropped my pencil under my desk and I need for you to find it for me...and while you're down there... :)

Anonymous said...

who is this guy? more pics!

Timmy said...

hmmm...guess I've been using the wrong approach in my job search.

Unknown said...

his perky pecs get in the way of effective typing

Anonymous said...

it aint really his fault. it is hard to look so good and yet be smart at the same time...

Leonard said...

LOL!

Travis said...

This email is going around at work, but with a different guy lol!