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Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Jerri Blank and the boys are coming to a multiplex crappy art-house cinema near you, but not everyone's feeling it. (PSU)

Insurgents, Tramps and Thieves: Sonny's ex Cher was dressed by Bob Mackie for 25 years, so of course she sympathizes with the military and its latest fashion faux pas. (ComedyCentral)

Cereal Killer: I always thought Super Golden Crisp smelled like urine.

18-Year Mistake: Note to Michael Nifong: Another "positive ID" bites the dust. (AP)

Nutcase, Party of One: Undaunted by a run of horrific poll numbers, staff turmoil and public doubts from leaders of her party, Rep. Katherine Harris is thinking confidently beyond November. Of course, she knows a thing or two about making sure an election turns out the way she wants it to ... (NYT)

Move Over, Amstel Light: Once a staunch anti-gay company, Coors brewing company has turned gay! gay! gay! for its new ad campaign. (Towleroad)