Page 1 News (04/12)

'Chip' Off the Old Block: I sure hope this is another one of those bad gay rumors 'cause I'm not sure who I'm more embarrassed for -- the principals or the general public. (And didn't *NSync-er Lance Bass "out" himself the second he walked into Kathy Griffin's house?) (PerezHilton)

Uncle Jake: Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard announce they're engaged and expecting a baby. So cute -- they're both great actors. (AP)

Oh, Good: Iran declares: we are in the nuclear club / Membership has its world-destroying privileges. (Guardian)

Losing Her Religion: Ousted 'Idol' Contestant Thinks Anti-Gay Comments May Have Contributed to Loss / Girlfriend sings and she's a Mensa member, too? (GayWired)

Sticky Situation: Call me cruel, but this is just another example of society rewarding the overweight. (Reuters)

Old Habits Die Hard: Dolores Hart brings her sister act back to Hollywood. (AP)

Mayor Envy: Why can't New York have a hot mayor like San Francisco's? (NYT)