Monday, April 17, 2006

Morning Wood: Shane Keough






I took some screen caps of my new future ex-husband Shane Keough last night, courtesy of Bravo's "The Real Housewives of Orange County" marathon. The 6-3 freshman slugger at Yavapai College is looking to play pro ball soon. Shane claimed to be a virgin on this week's episode, which will make our wedding night in Massachusetts that much more special.
The "housewives" on this show -- nearly all of whom have jobs -- are really annoying yet somehow the show has managed to captivate me and most of my friends.
  • Read the O.C. update here.
  • Check out Shane's MySpace profile here.
  • Previously: Sporting Wood: Shane Keough
  • 18 comments:

    Anonymous said...

    Thanks! I hope Shane adds me as a friend. It does really seem to be his actual page.

    Dennis! said...

    Wow. I think that myspace profile actually physically hurt my eyeballs.

    Anocsanamun said...

    I want him to be my future x too!! Where can I sign up - lol

    Anonymous said...

    great another show about annoying women... eww eww. why bother? oh yeah the kid even he isnt worth watching if you have to sent through a bunch of dolts yammering on. thank you

    Anonymous said...

    Oh my! I'm in lust!

    Anonymous said...

    He's all I can talk about...

    Kevin said...

    I just realized...I could be his father. That hurt me.

    Anonymous said...

    true he's a major hottie

    Anonymous said...

    heh...
    looks like Scott Pederson (sp?)

    Anonymous said...

    Bangin + he's still a virgin!!!!! :O

    Anonymous said...

    I'd eat him up like you wouldn't believe:o

    Anonymous said...

    Shane is totally my type, I would love if he added me to his friends list. He is my future love:)

    Anonymous said...

    unbelievable...I WOULD HITTTTTT THAT! WHOOO DOGGYYYYYY!

    Anonymous said...

    SLAMMIN'! I'll fight you all for my chance at this stud! MMM HMMM. Yummy.

    Anonymous said...

    HAHA THATS AMAZiN HE'S STYLL A ViRGiN.. BUT YUPP HE iS REALLY SEXi ..!

    Anonymous said...

    okay guys... sorry to burst your bubble but i know shane, like mt mom and his mom are friends and i went over his house in january so i have a MUCH better chance of him marrying mee than you.. sorry guysss

    Unknown said...

    I am HOPING that Shane will Google himself and find this post....

    Shane, if you are reading, you are about the BIGGEST LOSER I think I have ever seen. You are about a mature as a 10 year old and are clearly confused about your sexuality (but that is really besides the point). Gay or straight, your a fucking tool bag!

    Example 1) Both your ears are pierced with diamond earings. How lame are you? Do you think you look cool with the bling? Your a friggin white kid who lives behind the gates and would run like a screaming girl if you found yourself in a dark alley. Do yourself a favor and lose the earings. One or both earings - you look like a fucking dickhead.

    Example 2) Living at home. You go to college (but a shitty college) and with a whining injury, you are back at home. Why not live at school? Dont you have any friends you lame ass? I dont care how rich your parents are. The fact that you live off them at this point is pathetic. You are pathetic.

    Example 3) YOU FOUND A GIRL ONLINE!! HA HA HA! Your such a tool!!! First of all, she was disgusting. You could scrape her makeup off with your fingernails. Second, you didnt even talk to her. She wasn't into you at all and clearly knew you were gay.

    Example 4) Your younger brother is already a better athlete, better looking, better person and more mature than you. You cant stand that hes better than you. Its driving you crazy! I hope there is a day when he is bigger and kicks your ass!

    Example 5) You think your so cool in front of your friends by making comments like, "shut up tits" to your mom's friend. Of course, even your younger brother picked you off and knows how lame you, but stop for a second and realize how fucking rude you are. Do you have any idea how disrespectful you are to an adult? If you were my kid, I would smack you from here till Tuesday. You dont EVER speak to an adult that way! Are you joking me? She should have slapped you across the face. You made everyone around you uncomfortable and as a result, you lost a lot of your fans that episode. Not because it aired, but because everyone knows how immature you are and just how lame you truly are! PATHETIC SHANE! L O S E R ! ! ! ! !

    Just give up. You are the biggest fucking loser on TV. So sad!

    Anonymous said...

    Please update on Shane. Just saw him on Andy Cohen tonight. Is Shane out yet ???