Thursday, September 22, 2005

America's Next Top Plot Twist?



Maybe Tyra Banks' boobs aren't the only thing they should be testing for realness over there at "America's Next Top Model":

A longtime Top Model enthusiast/close friend tells me he's convinced there's going to be a major plot twist this season when it's revealed that contestant Coryn either "has a dick" or "used to have a dick" (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Apparently both my friend and Tyra were taken aback by Coryn's "Graucho Marx eyebrows" and impossibly sharp jawline (my pal says this picture on the UPN site "doesn't do her mannishness justice").

I know my guy is a master at spotting any type of artificial turf on a head (male or female), but only time will tell if he's mastered this art, as well. It certainly wouldn't be the first time a reality show has tried to throw us a curve. Stay tuned.

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20 comments:

Anonymous said...

that is some scary shit

Anonymous said...

dude looks like a lady!

dermablend said...

SCAR, SCAR, SCAR, SCAR, SCAR, SCAR, SCAR, SCAR, SCAR, SCAR

(but let us just love her okay? okay)

TRW said...

Speaking of Miss Banks, when we ran the item about her sonogram that supposedly shows she's all-natural, our assistant features editor actually wrote on the page
proof:

"...because she had the implants removed before the taping."

He said, "One minute she's all juggsy, and then not so much."

webSTAR said...

Tyra Male!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL@ Tyra male

velvetunicorn said...

Ooh...that would make things exciting wouldn't it? I don't know if I have a favourite yet but I do like Kim. I'm glad she didn't get booted this week because she's the funniest one.

Anonymous said...

Oh you KNOW America's Top Model knows the deal with that SCAR! They've already made references about it to it -- and the SCAR has this knowing look too.

RV3 said...

I hope your rumor is for real. "Tyra Male" is right!
;-) Don't get it twisted, mmmkay!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry but Sarah looks more like a man then Coryn does. Check out her pictures.

Anonymous said...

The catch is that they were all at one time MEN.....

Dafina Girl said...

That is exactly what I thought.

Anonymous said...

Ok, sometimes you just have to ask - what is a "SCAR"? Acronym?

Anonymous said...

Maya has a teeny weeny

Anonymous said...

OMG!!! I thought the same thing!! and Kim should be kicked next, she also looks like a man. Most of them do this "cycle", what's with that?

Ananana said...

Sarah looks like a man. At least more than Coryn does.
I don't believe it. Coryn rules!

Anonymous said...

Coryn is beautiful! Why are people so threatened by strong women? Just because she has some muscle tone and a ghetto personality everybody has to pick on her. I'd rather date her than all those weak, fragile little girls from small towns in the midwest. Can you imagine how whiny and ignorant they are!

Anonymous said...

i am 100% convinced that Coryn is a transexual. you can see the bone structure and the muscles of her body. the shape of her face ... Tyra obvioulsy knows that but she will act surpised when it is revealed !!!!

Anonymous said...

Tyra is afraid of Drag Queen Icon & beauty Queen, Lucky Supremo,for her exotic beauty.

Check her out at www.luckysupremo.com

Anonymous said...

I have a friend that has a stronger jawline that Coryn and she is 100% female....so all ya'll need to get off Coryn admire her "fine-ness."

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