Naked Lunch

Based on Tom Brady's recent nude sunbathing activities, maybe I was too quick to rule Jimmy Garoppolo the SEXIER Patriots quarterback.   

Orlando (In Not-Quite-Full) Bloom

By now you would have had to have been living under a rock to not know that Orlando Bloom went for a naked paddle-board ride in Sardinia with girlfriend Katy Perry. But in case you haven't come across the uncensored pics, my pal Frank has 'em for you right HERE.

Steve's Grand Gesture

From dreamy Steve Grand's Facebook page. He says he doesn't always get naked, but that's not entirely true. REMEMBER?

I don't always get naked, but when I do, it's for a good cause. I didn't want to waste fresh water (since there are so many without) so naturally, I jumped into Lake Superior, naked, after my performance here in Duluth, MN. Video to come soon. I'm donating to ALS (visit alsa.org/donate) as well as 2 other charities I am passionate about. (Thewaterproject.org and a local LGBTQ homeless youth charity). I nominate ALL of you, to find a charity you are passionate about (in addition to ALS), do your research, and donate according to your means. Love you all! -Steve

Naked Man Fits Andy Roddick to a T

I still say Andy Roddick ISN'T GAY even though he seems to love wearing his nude John Isner T-shirt a little too much!

Isner discussed his naked spread for ESPN The Magazine HERE.

David Gandy Looks Really Good Naked

SEE?

Butt Seriously: Mark Sanchez Gets Dirty

The video of Mark Sanchez dancing with his pants down won't be back up for long, so enjoy!

Although according to his teammates, this is normal behavior for the QB:

Mark Sanchez habitually exposes his naked backside

The Naked Truth: Prince Harry

  You just knew Prince Harry's weekend romp in Vegas was going to end with naked pictures on the Internet. You'll be even wilder about Harry when you click HERE. 

Rob Gronkowski Strips for ESPN The Magazine

Photos of naked athletes in ESPN The Magazine's "Body Issue" are causing a bit of a splash, and none more than porn-star-loving Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots. Video and two more less-friendly-for-work shots of the frisky tight end HERE.

Jamie Dornan Exposed

Here's actor/model Jamie Dornan as photographed by Mert & Marcus for the special limited edition book "Visionaire 52." See everything Jamie's packing in the artistic shot after the jump. ----->

Previously:

Jamie Dornan: An Affair to Remember

The Golden Torso

He's the (CK) One

CK's No. One

David Nude-gent

If you enjoyed yesterday's post about the 22-year-old Premier League soccer star David Nugent, who tried to impress a 19-year-old girl he'd met in a bar by sending a full-frontal nude cell-phone photo of himself only to have her spurn his advances and forward the pic to everyone she knows, then you'll be happy to see that I got my paws on the uncensored version of the photo. As one of the girl's friends who saw the Portsmouth striker's goods said: "I was a bit shocked when I saw it myself, to be honest. He’s not exactly massive in that department, so God only knows what he thought he was going to achieve." You can keep score for yourself after the jump. -----> 

UPDATE: I'm being told that the photo is just a "mock-up," but I can't help but wonder if that's his PR team putting that out there. (It looks real to me and it certainly matches what the friend had to see about it.) What are the odds that the censored version is EVERYWHERE yet somehow the original never got out?

Green With Envy?

Bad boy Colin Farrell is reportedly dating 22-year-old beauty Muireann McDonnell, a Trinity College student who hails from Stillorgan, Ireland. But according to Dublin's Evening Herald, McDonnell is still coping with the fact that her ex-boyfriend John Marc Knight, 22, committed suicide in February, in part because of her new relationship with Farrell. (Ouch.) Do we have another one of these to look forward to?