Showing posts with label John Isner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Isner. Show all posts

Thursday, July 02, 2020

John Isner Is Big and Stupid


I see the Sean Hannity fanboy is following the Fox News talking points to the letter. Straight white men really can't help themselves, can they? 


For the record, John Isner is defending World Team Tennis being played with a live crowd -- other planned summer events are crowdless, including the U.S. Open -- at a resort where a staffer tested positive for the new coronavirus (shocker: apparently he doesn't believe this) and another exhibition in Georgia, where new cases are through the roof.



Bravo to Ben, whose livelihood as a freelance sports writer has been decimated by the pandemic yet still puts people's health first.


P.S. Does anyone know if the tennis ace met his wife on Hannidate?

Monday, July 30, 2018

Weekend Tennis Roundup


John Isner beat fellow Trumperster Ryan Harrison 5-7, 6-3, 6-4 in a two-hour final to win the Atlanta Open. Isner, who also beat Harrison to win last year's title, has now won the event five of the last six years.


Good win for Ryan Harrison to get there, though, beating Hyeon Chung in a three-set thriller in the quarters.



He even made "SportsCenter"!


Ryan Harrison helped brother Christian keep passion for tennis

Speaking of Harrisons: got to see Christian Harrison, Ryan's younger brother, play in World Team Tennis the other night on The Tennis Channel. He's quite a looker -- and will be even hotter when he "fills out" like his brother.


He gave his parents a shout out on Instagram on their 29th wedding anniversary -- plus "five years of dating," as he notes!


Nikoloz Basilashvili battled back against defending champion Leonardo Mayer of Argentina to claim a stunning maiden Tour title at the German Open in Hamburg, winning 6-4, 0-6, 7-5. The world No. 81 from Georgia cane through qualifying to win it! 


Italian dreamboat Matteo Berrettini beat Spain's Roberto Bautista Agut 7-6(9), 6-4 to win the Swiss Open on Sunday. Berrettini was playing in his first ATP final, wrapping up his fifth straight-sets win of the week in one hour and 45 minutes. 


He then returned to win the doubles crown also, with (his dad?) Daniele Bracciali. Berrettini had never won a tour-level doubles match before this!


Olga Danilovic of Serbia won her first WTA title when she beat Russian wild card Anastasia Potapova 7-5, 6-7 (1), 6-4 in the Moscow River Cup on Sunday. It was the first meeting on the tour between the two 17-year-olds, with Danilovic becoming the first player born in the 2000 to win a WTA event.


And lastly, in the 250 tournament in Nanchang,  China's second seed Wang Qiang claimed her first WTA title after her compatriot Zheng Saisai was forced to retire injured trailing 7-5, 4-0 in the ­Jiangxi Open final on Sunday.


Irish stud and Benoit Paire love interest James McGee is back ...

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Andy Murray vs. Wayne Rooney ...

Friday, July 13, 2018

Waiting to Exhale


I couldn't be more relieved that Kevin Anderson beat Trump sympathizer John Isner. The American's tennis is as one-dimensional as our fake leader, and both of them need to just go away) As for the second semifinal, I won't sleep well tonight, but suffice to say I am comforted that Novak Djokovic managed to win the third set after blowing a break and being down three set points. 


What a shame they (we) now have to wait until tomorrow, but at least I'm off so I can pay more attention rather than fleeting glances in the newsroom!


As Damian put it, you live by the sword and you die by the sword, so Isner won the longest match in Wimbledon history and lost the second longest.


Monday, April 02, 2018

Weekend Tennis Roundup


It was a bit of a "you can't win 'em all" kind of weekend in Miami. Was over the moon that Sloane Stephens finally got the post-Slam-title-drought monkey off her back, turning a shaky first set around to beat Jelena Ostapenko, 7-6, 6-1. (Ostapenko still has her monkey, but making the final went a long way toward seeing her ranking not completely plummet if and when she doesn't defend her points this week in Charleston and soon in Paris.) Stephens is definitely a big-match player: she's now 6 and 0 in finals dating back to Washington in 2015.


The men's side was a travesty, almost WTA-esque. The last thing the ATP needs is John Isner winning his first Masters 1000 title -- it's not like he's going to "build" on this -- weeks shy of his 33rd birthday. But in the end he somehow beat rising star (and two-time Masters 1000 titlist) Sasha Zverev in three. The gland-freak American probably only got to the final because Juan Martin del Potro was completely out of gas in their semi, after having outlasted a resurgent Milos Raonic in the quarters in a real thriller.


The victory rockets him back into the Top 10 -- tying his highest-ever position from back in 2012. In addition to not being a fan of one-dimensional games like his, the fact that he's a shameless Trump supporter only adds to my lack of enthusiasm. But it was an impressive feat nonetheless.


Elsewhere in the draw, it was great that Borna Coric built on his impressive performance in Indian Wells, reaching the quarters in Miami before losing to Zverev, whose number he'd hitherto had. 


Adding to the excitement was that he appears to have asked Nike to hike the inseam of his shorts up an inch or so. He prefers TO RECEIVE, by the way. 


And speaking of asses, young American Frances Tiafoe reached the round of 16 with an impressive victory over Tomas Berdych. Hyon Chung continued his consistent play, before coming up very short against Isner in the quarters. 


I'm not a huge fan of Victoria Azarenka, but I do think the women's game needs her. So it was nice to see her reach the semis -- with wins over Keys, Pliskova, Radwanska and Sevastova. (A seed in every round!) Here's hoping her custody situation is worked out and she is set to rejoin the tour full time.


Danielle Collins, a two-time NCAA singles champ, already made a case for "most improved" by coming all the way through qualifying to reach the semis of the main draw. I was thoroughly impressed when I saw her outhit Venus Williams in the quarters, but she looked a bit out of her element in the semifinals against Ostapenko. She may have been exhausted from playing so much tennis, so I'll be curious to see how she fares in the months ahead. Her results put her just outside the Top 50, so her qualifying days may be behind her forever.


Speaking of women's rankings, Sloane Stephens is now a career-high of No. 9 in the world!


American beauty

Monday, December 04, 2017

Weekend Tennis Roundup


Novak Djokovic announced on Instagram that former player Radek Stepanek has joined his coaching squad for the next season. The Czech, who might be more famous for his tennis-playing girlfriends than his results on the court, will work alongside Andre Agassi, who has been part of the Serbian's team for about a year. Stepanek is slated to begin working with Djokovic in the following days in Monte Carlo, as Novak prepares for the next season and upcoming tournaments, after the break due to the elbow injury.


“Radek is one of my very close friends on the tour and I was always impressed with his level of determination, passion and love for the sport. The fact that he just recently retired at the age of 37 speaks volumes of his love for the game. He has lot of experience and knowledge, and he has played on a high level for many years. I am excited to join our forces together and cannot wait to compete again having a new team to back me up,” said Novak.


Novak with Jose ‘Pepe’ Imaz Ruiz

Good to see that Novak hasn't given up. But I'd have been more optimistic if he'd announced a divorce from that cult leader he's been hanging out with in recent years.


Johanna Konta says she's in no rush to appoint a new coach after splitting with Wim Fissette. (How DO you replace someone who looks like this?!)


Backhand Boys: I finally got around to listening to Grigor Dimitrov, Tommy Haas and Roger Federer give their rendition of Chicago's "Hard to Say I'm Sorry" during the BNP Paribas Open in Indian Wells. Accompanied by the song's co-writer and producer, David Foster -- who is also Tommy's father-in-law -- I couldn't help but wonder if they were lip-syncing heavily touched-up vocals after hearing Grigor's solo effort in London! (And who remembers the original take?!)


Stevie Johnson and some fish cleaned up nicely for some charity event ...


John Isner tied the knot ...


Hopefully Konta will continue to train with Andrew Fitzpatrick, who demonstrated his winning, um, form ...


Colombian sex bomb Robert Farah wants you to know he isn't taking it too easy this off-season ...

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Who's the fairest of them all?


And ditto for Vasek Pospisil ...


While Karolina Pliskova has her hands full of manmeat, Coach Martin Nosko is busy working out his own ...

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The French and Belgian Davis Cup teams played some friendly golf, showing the rivalry is only on court ...



Feliciano Lopez was lucky Andy Murray's horny mom didn't show up ...


Chris Evert made an appearance in Palm Beach Gardens, Fla., for the 11th annual "Little Mo" Internationals, featuring boys and girls age 8-12 from 50 countries.


Hot shorty alert!


And finally, Juan Carlos Ferrero took home the ATP Champions Tour title with a 6-3, 6-4 win over Marat Safin in London ... 


Where French great Henri Leconte showed off his post-tennis skills ...


BTW: The crazy Russian ranked No. 2 on my list of Hottest ATP Players of All Time in 2013 -- might it be time to update?

Tuesday, May 06, 2014

Are You Getting Your Tennis Tuesday?


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You might even learn something, like John Isner looks surprisingly good shirtless.

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Naked Man Fits Andy Roddick to a T


I still say Andy Roddick ISN'T GAY even though he seems to love wearing his nude John Isner T-shirt a little too much!


Isner discussed his naked spread for ESPN The Magazine HERE.

Tuesday, September 03, 2013

Tuesday Ad Watch


How great is this?