Slim Super Bowl Crowd Shows Up to Meet Trump

I give it a half-hour before Trump starts tweeting about how his Super Bowl players visit was the "largest audience ever!" There's a reason no one wanted to come, dummy.

UPDATE: An on cue, the "president" did just as everyone expected. (For the record, the discrepancy in crowd sizes was newsworthy because so many high-profile players -- including Trump friend Tom Brady -- opted not to go to the White House.)

Patriots Explain Why They'll Boycott 'Super Bowl' White House Visit

Fox Sports reports that several members of the 2016-17 NFL Champion New England Patriots will boycott their team’s customary trip to the White House later this year. DT Alan Branch, DE Chris Long, RB LeGarrette Blount, TE Martellus Bennett and LB Dont’a Hightower all decided to skip the opportunity to meet with President Trump. Long, the sexy and outspoken son of sportscaster and former Oakland Raider Howie Long, said he wanted to be able to tell his children he made the right decision to take a stand against the visit. McCourty said he didn’t believe in Trump’s exclusionary rhetoric. The two athletes along with several Patriots fans were featured in a video supporting those who decided to boycott the Washington trip. 

Chris Long Effortlessly Tackles Critics of His Decision to Skip Patriots White House Celebration

This is from when he was on the Super Bowl-winning New England Patriots and he reiterated it as a Philadelphia Eagle HERE.

As if I didn't already have a thing for Howie Long's son Chris -- of HOT DAD and SEXY 'STACHE fame. But reading how he shot down moronic criticism of his decision to not go to the Trump White House with his fellow Super Bowl-winning teammates has catapulted him to MVP status in my house! 

Full story HERE.

Naked Lunch

Based on Tom Brady's recent nude sunbathing activities, maybe I was too quick to rule Jimmy Garoppolo the SEXIER Patriots quarterback.   

Danny Amendola Shoots All Over Julian Edelman

The sexual tension between these Patriots teammates is palpable. Watch it boil over HERE.