Remains of the Day (07/24)

Queerty: Morehouse College's gay-sex abuse scandal just got a whole lot worse

Instagram: Sexy North Morgan has a '90s flashback

Reuters: Kabul seeks clarification on Trump talk of wiping out Afghanistan(!)

WSJ: How drug companies are using your DNA to make new medicine

NME: Because it includes Blondie, Madonna, Al Green, New Order and the Smiths, I have to approve of this list of greatest "Best of" albums ... even if Blur(?) is No. 1!

Instagram: Chicago's hottest real-estate broker goes for the gold

New York Post: Sex bomb Mark Sanchez retires from NFL for high-profile ESPN job

Instagram: Hottest Ass Wednesday post yet?

The Daily News: 25 annoying things you should never do at the gym

Dlisted: Nobody fills out a snug henley better than Chris Evans

Gr8er Days: Checking in with Kathy Garver, aka Cissy on "Family Affair," who has a new project up her sleeve

BosGuy: He can't wait for Wrestle Wednesday

CNN: Classmate arrested in murder of Ole Miss student Ally Kostial

NewNowNext: Renata is a chaotic top -- "Big Little Lies" as gay archetypes 

GQ: 7 ways to pull off all-white everything right now

Greg in Hollywood: Even a bad hairdo can't stop Ricky Martin's hubby from being smoking hot

TPM: House emoluments probe heats up with demand for Mar-a-Lago documents

C+C: Curtis gives Tommy's knockout ass a trim on "Love Island"

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Whatever Mark Sanchez Is Selling ...

I'm buying! 

The ex-Jets butt-fumbler -- who has been known to DANCE WITH HIS ASS OUT -- is only getting better with age. 

A Jet in Eagles Clothing

My ex Mark Sanchez seems to have adjusted to life in Philadelphia.

Hurty Sanchez

Jets QB Sanchez has season-ending shoulder surgery 

But what the headline doesn't say is that his career in New York is effectively over. And I thought we really had something beautiful.

Jets Sign Hunky Brady Quinn

The arrival of Brady Quinn, who started just eight games last season for Kansas City, is the latest sign that Geno Smith will start in the Jets’ season opener on Sunday. (Relive some of the former Notre Dame hunk's finest moments HERE.) It's also a strong hint that they will soon be saying adios to Mark Sanchez, whose ridiculous headband is enough to overshadow any love I might have had for his fu manchu mustache. 

Butt Seriously: Mark Sanchez Gets Dirty

The video of Mark Sanchez dancing with his pants down won't be back up for long, so enjoy!

Although according to his teammates, this is normal behavior for the QB:

Mark Sanchez habitually exposes his naked backside

Mark Sanchez: What an Ass!

UPDATE: The video is BACK.

Mark Sanchez isn't much of a quarterback. But he's quickly devolving into a tabloid darling -- first by f**king an underage girl and now turning up naked in a party video that was just removed from YouTube. Here's hoping the Jets release him into the wild soon!

Leaving a Mark

 Let's hope Mark Sanchez is better at serving food to the needy than he is at playing football. Read HERE.

The Jet Set

 Guess which two men NFL players voted the Most Overrated Quarterbacks! Clearly this was based on football skills or something trivial like that. 

Cool Your Jets

Don't expect a Mexican-American war in the breakup of Mark Sanchez and Eva Longoria. "Mark adores and respects Eva." the Jets quarterback's rep told US Weekly. "They will remain close friends. There was no drama." Makes perfect sense to me. They like each other, but why would either of these two want to have sex with the other again? Read HERE.

People Are Talking About ...

Baseball playoffs? What baseball playoffs? This purported photo of Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez chatting in the Jets locker room has tongues wagging. It smells like a fake to me, but these locker room snaps of Tebow are positively unreal HERE!

   Sent via Chris who said he saw on an Outsports forum.

Eva Marks Her Man

Eva Longoria finally comes clean about her relationship with Jets QB Mark Sanchez. Why would anyone ever deny that? Read HERE.

Mark My Words

As if the Jets aren't on shaky enough ground -- zero touchdowns in any of their preseason games -- Mark Sanchez reportedly has a new distraction in his life, and it's not Tim Tebow's arms. According to the New York Post, the QB is dating Eva Longoria. At the rate he's going, Mark will be the backup quarterback by October. Read HERE.

Caption Me

Double Your Pleasure

Cool Your Jets

They may be competing for the QB1 position on the New York Jets, but Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow sure looked like they were buddy-buddy at the 2012 ESPY Awards. More photos HERE.

Who'd You Rather: Mark Sanchez or Tim Tebow?

Since I can't be an athlete (bum foot), I choose to be an athletic supporter. And based on these photos from Jets training camp in Florham Park, N.J., there's a lot to cheer about. For the record, I'm on Team Mark -- and not just 'cause his 'stache is back, although it certainly doesn't hurt. (Did you know he grew a Joe Namath "tribute mustache" back in 2010? Totally missed that one.)

Mark Sanchez's Clown Car of Ladies

THIS is really funny, although I can't say I blame any of these girls for trying to cram their way in.

Jock Itch

The Daily News takes a page out of the KIT212 playbook for a Hottest Male Athletes photo gallery over HERE. It's an impressive collection with all of your obvious picks -- David Beckham, Brady Quinn, Mark Sanchez, Cristiano Ronaldo, Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, Tom Brady and so on -- plus lots of fresh meat -- like Ryan Madson of the Philadelphia Phillies, Spaniard Rudy Fernandez of the Portland Trail Blazers and two(!) hot golfers, Aaron Baddeley ("twice as attractive - the New Hampshire-born star has both American and Australian citizenship") and Adam Scott (another Aussie).

But if that doesn't scratch your itch for athletes in uniforms, then you might want to check out this photo of skier Bode Miller over HERE. I'm not sure if he's playing baseball now or what, but he's definitely got something swinging in his pants these days.