Eric Decker Is Feeling 'Kittenish'

More of the Jets star modeling the Deck'd Collection HERE.

Eric Decker for SuperDry

I kinda prefer the Jets wide receiver from behind, but his new ad campaign is super hot, too. See HERE.

I'm Behind Eric Decker

The 29-year-old wide receiver is a giver, too.

Who Wants Eric Decker to Come Down Their Chimney?

Eric Decker's wife is so stupid she recorded "Baby, It's Cold Outside" twice on a Christmas album that has just seven songs. But the only good part is one of them features her studly husband, who sounds as hot as you'd imagine. Listen HERE. I'm just a sucker for a baritone with a treasure trail.

Page 1 Roundup (08/12)

I would have gone with Genocide.

Watch: Eric Decker Shaves His Preseason Mustache

Well, today just became the worst day of my life. Click HERE.

Behold Eric Decker's Treasure Trail

Whoa! If seeing Tim Tebow's treasure trail didn't do you in earlier, then Eric Decker's surely will! This is from a behind-the-scenes video about the making of his new ad campaign for Buffalo David Bitton, which I hope is making his disgusting wife extremely jealous.

BREAKING: Jets Sign Eric Decker

 Now if the big-c**ked wide receiver just leaves his disgusting wife in Colorado, this will be the greatest news ever!

Hurty Sanchez

Jets QB Sanchez has season-ending shoulder surgery 

But what the headline doesn't say is that his career in New York is effectively over. And I thought we really had something beautiful.

Jets Sign Hunky Brady Quinn

The arrival of Brady Quinn, who started just eight games last season for Kansas City, is the latest sign that Geno Smith will start in the Jets’ season opener on Sunday. (Relive some of the former Notre Dame hunk's finest moments HERE.) It's also a strong hint that they will soon be saying adios to Mark Sanchez, whose ridiculous headband is enough to overshadow any love I might have had for his fu manchu mustache. 

Mark Sanchez: What an Ass!

UPDATE: The video is BACK.

Mark Sanchez isn't much of a quarterback. But he's quickly devolving into a tabloid darling -- first by f**king an underage girl and now turning up naked in a party video that was just removed from YouTube. Here's hoping the Jets release him into the wild soon!

Tebow No Mow

When I heard "professional athlete came out" and Tim Tebow in the headlines this morning, I assumed they were related. Turns out the Jets dumped Jesus' favorite southpaw face-to-face when he showed up to workouts today. Poor boy. Next stop: Canada ... where his girlfriend probably lives.

Listen Like Tebow

 This must be how Tim Tebow avoids hearing all of the mean things his teammates are saying about him in the locker room.

Leaving a Mark

 Let's hope Mark Sanchez is better at serving food to the needy than he is at playing football. Read HERE.

The Jet Set

 Guess which two men NFL players voted the Most Overrated Quarterbacks! Clearly this was based on football skills or something trivial like that. 

Cool Your Jets

Don't expect a Mexican-American war in the breakup of Mark Sanchez and Eva Longoria. "Mark adores and respects Eva." the Jets quarterback's rep told US Weekly. "They will remain close friends. There was no drama." Makes perfect sense to me. They like each other, but why would either of these two want to have sex with the other again? Read HERE.

Tebowing(TM)

Jesus H. Christ:  How can you trademark getting down on one knee and praying??? 

The New York Post reports:

Surely many of Tim Tebow’s legion of followers have suggested the Jets’ backup quarterback’s patent Tebowing, his signature prayer. Apparently he's done exactly that, applying for and a trademark and being accepted by the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office – although he actually seemed surprised when told Friday. 

“It did?” Tebow laughed. “I knew that this stuff that had been talked about, but I didn’t know everything had gone through.’’ 

Tebow did so through patent and trademark specialist Anthony Keats, a California attorney who did not immediately return a call from the Post. The application was filed by Tebow’s marketing arm, XV Enterprises Limited; although he insists it isn’t about marketing or even money, but controlling the message. He doesn’t expect to profit himself off the trademark, but if he does, any money would go toward his Tim Tebow Foundation. 

Read HERE.

People Are Talking About ...

Baseball playoffs? What baseball playoffs? This purported photo of Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez chatting in the Jets locker room has tongues wagging. It smells like a fake to me, but these locker room snaps of Tebow are positively unreal HERE!

   Sent via Chris who said he saw on an Outsports forum.

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Eva Marks Her Man

Eva Longoria finally comes clean about her relationship with Jets QB Mark Sanchez. Why would anyone ever deny that? Read HERE.