Page 1 Roundup (04/23)

The Daily News: Yikes. I prefer lesbian drama that involves U-Hauls and pet ownership

Deadline: Because we all need more Adrienne Barbeau in our lives

BBC: Employee accused of skipping work for 15 years

Insider: 8 openly LGBTQ people who won Oscars

EuroNews: Former Swedish LGBT activist convicted of raping and sexually assaulting migrants

New York Post: NYC pol with 8 speeding tickets in school zones has to be shamed into saying ‘I will slow down’

Page Six: Sheila E. commemorates Prince’s death by posting photo of another black man

Greg in Hollywood: How do I hire this guy to help me move?

GCN: Sip-in anniversary celebrated at Julius’ 55 years later

BosGuy: How much for a ride on that 'stache?

The New York Times: Couple is accused of repeatedly marrying and divorcing for days off from work 

$10,000 flute left in cab nine years ago is finally returned

This 6-3 SCOTUS ruling sure sounds like the canary in the coal mine

HuffPost: Biden administration withdraws Trump-era proposal to allow homeless shelters to discriminate against transgender people

The Randy Report: House Democrats pass D.C. statehood, launching bill into uncharted territory

The Wall Street Journal: At Earth Day climate summit, Biden pushes for sharp cut to greenhouse-gas emissions

Company talent contests are back -- with trapeze stunts and gingerbread skyscrapers

Men’s skin care: A foolproof, 3-step guide

Hot Cat of the Day: What? Like you've never copied your butt????