Head Scratcher

Not sure what to make of this one, but a kind reader alerted me to Doc Johnson's Goodhead Kit for Him -- lip balm, gel and mints that have an oral anesthetic for "good head":

Transforming average head into Good Head! The Good Head Kit for HIM provides all the essential oral sex tools to transform average head into unbelievable head. Flavored Good Head lip balm will keep your lips soft and ready for that special below the belt kiss. Delicious cool mint Goodhead gel tastes so good you won't ever want to come up for air. Pop one of the oral sex tingling mints in your mouth and unleash a tingling frenzy.

I'm pretty sure Monica Lewinsky was using already employing Altoids in an off-label use 15 years ago. Let's at least hope she's getting royalties from these.