Monday, August 13, 2012

Taylor Lautner Is Gay


Not that I really care, but apparently it's common knowledge. So in case you're like me and didn't even "know about" Ricky Martin -- you're welcome! I've never seen Taylor Lautner in anything, but I heard his fey voice in a movie trailer once and just figured he was from Michigan, which -- I should add -- would make a great euphemism for being gay. "Is he dating Ashley Benson?" "No, he's from Michigan." Read the sad details in THIS blind item.

UPDATE: I hadn't even seen this sassy hand gif that keep giving ...


9 comments:

rico said...

Baby steps...it's cool to be a gay TV star, but not yet cool to be a gay A List Movie star.
And Taylor Lautner is NOT the man for THAT job.
I hope Taylor finds a good TV series, comes out, and lives happily ever after. Seriously.

Jonathan said...

That is from an interview he gave for his film Abductuon, if I'm not mistaken. One of hose press junket interviews. It's funny, if I remember correctly, because he sort of catches himself afterward.

JP said...

You have to hear the audio for that gif, it makes the case even worse.

MJEH said...

I think Taylor is the hottest guy on the planet!!!! I can only hope he makes a decision soon and enjoys his life!!!

xoxoxo Taylor!!!!!

Anonymous said...

If he's not going around being homophobic, I don't think it's fair to pull the guy out of the closet. Has he announced it?

Jim Hopkins said...

If nothing else, his hands are from Michigan!

swine said...

He just can't hide his gay in the least. To me, when he opens his mouth, sparkly high heels fly out.

But he does seem very sweet. Kenny, please keep in mind he is only 19. So try to go a bit easy on him, will ya?

Anonymous said...

I like "no, he's Canadian" better.

T. Stanford Mommaerts-Brown said...

I had a sort-of friend who worked in a restaurant, where the staff code-word for African-Americans was 'Canadian'. Why they felt that they needed a code-word I don't claim to know. And why that one, in particular, is truly unfathomable. Nevertheless, that is what 'Canadian' will always mean for me. Any way, being from Wisconsin, I kinda like Michigan. It's to our left as we face the rest of the country. Had a boyfriend used the words 'bowler' and 'bowling'. :)

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