Well, if idle hands are truly the devil's workshop, then have I got a treat from Hell's kitchen. Greg Oden -- a center for the Blazers who is out for the season due to a knee injury -- has been using his spare time to take naked pictures of his genitalia. He's already come out to apologize for the "very embarrassing" incident. But after seeing the photos, it doesn't look like he's got anything to be embarrassed about to me. (non-work-friendly photos HERE.)
Filed under: "When will celebrities learn?"