Monday, November 24, 2008

Mommie Dearest Racist

A hunky college hockey player and his madcap racist mother? It's gotta be Must-See TV! Meet the Bojanowskis, one of three mother-son pairs on "Momma's Boys," Ryan Searcrest's new reality show featuring overprotective moms helping their sons choose mates. (Debuts Dec. 16 on NBC.)

Although Khalood Bojanowski is an "Iraqi Catholic" (and you know how popular those are back in the homeland, Mom), she has all sorts of problems at home in Michigan with her son JoJo not dating a "white girl." (Why do I suspect likeminded parents in Macomb County feel the exact same way about their white daughters dating her "ethnic" son?)

"I cannot have a black one; I can't have an Asian one; I can't have a fat-butt girl," Mom says on the show. She's even more adamant about Jews. "Nooo! No Jewish girl! No way, no way!" she says. "I cannot stand them! I'm sorry, but I can't handle them. It has to be a white girl."

On a later episode she's even seen threatening to "kill" her son after she observes him from a helicopter making out in a hot tub with one of the black women. "I'm going to kill him, that's what I'm going to do!" she screams. "I'm going to strangle his balls! I swear, I'm ready to kill somebody!" She later confronts the black woman, telling her, "Don't ever put your freakin' lips on my kid!"
Apparently her hateful ways are creating so much negative energy that she's now demanding police protection the night the show debuts. Good luck with that, lady. I wonder how she feels about her son being featured on a blog for GAY MEN. Why don't you all tell Mom what you think of him, with his sexy compact 5-9 175-pound hockey-player bod and million-dollar smile ...

15 comments:

Matthew said...

REALITY CHECK: *You're" not white. Where I come from in MI and I'm willing to bet this holds up in most small-town environs, an Arab—half or 100%—is not a "white person." Discuss! (I'm putting this out there based on the racist rules I observed in society, not because I think in this fashion. But speaking of the black pot calling the black kettle black, how about Mom being so against "fat-butt" girls?)

Travis said...

He is delicious, to bad his mother is a mess.

Anonymous said...

Well Mom at least you did something right, your son seems to be "packing".

@Mattrett, you would be surprised at all these people who are not white and yet discriminate against other races, as they believe they look white, it happens a lot among first generation immigrants. Sometimes it takes 2 generations to tango.

Anonymous said...

Damn! Hot guy and nice package!
I am in Novi, not too far a drive for me.. Let's see how she reacts to a gay boy on her son!

Chuck

Anonymous said...

Oh those Chaldeans...gotta love 'em. Or not...

VpO said...

Beautiful smile, I'd do him!

Joey said...

One of my best buds lives in Michigan and works with highbrow Arabs and Indian-Americans all the time, and tells me they're the most unapologetically racist (against African-Americans) people he's ever known. But, as far as this show goes, I'm sure a lot of it is scripted and hammed up for ratings.

Baal said...

Hey! Where are you guys' posts? Apparently I'm the only one who took serious the exhortation to go and freak out mom by having gay guys post responses to the story.

Leonard said...

I sooo stole the "If you don't support gay marriage button" to the left there for my blog! ;) Hey at least I told ya!

As for this hottie, oh hell yeah, it's on! Momma would not like me (wonder how she feels about Native Americans?) but I would so ruin him for her. I can't believe she said that on TV though, I bet this is all for ratings. They don't look white to me though. ;) peace

Anonymous said...

enough of mom...why is he wearing so much clothes?

Anonymous said...

Linked to your post because I've been called a 'helicopter mom' but this takes the cake!

Victor said...

Any mother who names her son JoJo should have NoNo say in who he chooses as a partner :-)

Anonymous said...

You learn somethin' new every day. Today: I'm not a white girl.

Anonymous said...

very hot!

Maël said...

we were classmates, and I suck his uncut dong after school (mommy I also know Jojo has 5 "grain de beuté" in a row, in his left upper leg) , but for arab guys this is quite normal, they don't even see it as a gay experience since they are the active party!