When I first saw the ALL CAPS subject of this e-mail I immediately thought I'd forgotten to wire that money to my pal in Nigerian so I could get my half of the billions that were tied up. (Don't worry, turns out I'd already Western Union-ed it.) But then I looked at the message a little more closely I realized it's actually a psychotic rant by somebody with a huge hard-on for Perez Hilton (which could be any number of people, really) against some blogger who may or may not be A) a man; B) black; or C) a love-muffin owner. (I know.) Since this clearly unstable person -- aka TRUTH SERUM -- obviously spent an enormous amount of time writing not one but two e-mails and sending them to me (and God knows who else), I felt it was pretty my duty to share. (I have no idea who T.S. is even talking about, but do I really need to?):
From: TRUTH SERUM (truthserum2008@gmail.com)
Subject: TRUTH ABOUT B. SCOTT (BRANDON SESSOMS)
BIGGEST BITCH IN AMERICA
TRUTH WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH SO HELP ME GOD!
B. SCOTT IS JEALOUS OF PEREZ HILTON'S SUCCESS. HE WANTED TO BE THE NEXT PEREZ (KING OF BLOGGING). HE COPIED PEREZ'S STYLE EARLY ON, BUT WHEN HE SAW HE COULD NOT COMPETE, HE SWITCHED TO THE "POSTIVE" ROUTE AND BECAME ALL ABOUT "POSITIVITY" & "LOVE", HE IS FAKE CAN'T YOU TELL?
B. SCOTT STARTED HIS BLOG AND THEN GOT LAZY UNLIKE PEREZ WHO WORKED HIS ASS OFF TO BECOME WHO HE IS TODAY. ONCE B. SCOTT GOT A LITTLE MORE POPULAR AFTER A CERTAIN SCANDAL HIT AND HE CHOSE TO DO VIDEOS ABOUT, HIS LOVE MUFFINS GREW. WHEN B. SCOTT SAW THIS HE STARTED TO TURN LOVE MUFFIN FANS INTO PEOPLE TO DO ALL HIS WORK FOR HIM SO HE WOULD NOT HAVE TO, HE NEEDED MORE TIME FOR HIS BOOTY CALLS AND DANCING ROUTINE VIDEOS.
B. SCOTT HATES HIMSELF. HE HATES BEING BLACK AND HE HATES BEING A MAN. HE WANTS TO BE A WHITE WOMAN. B. SCOTT YOU WERE BORN A MALE AND A BLACK MALE. YOU NOTICE HIS SITE DOES NOT LIKE TO TALK ABOUT BLACKS THAT MUCH HE WANTS IT TO BE MORE CENTERED ON WHITE NEWS BECAUSE HE THINKS THIS WILL GIVE HIM THE HITS/STATISTICS HE WANTS. B. SCOTT YOU WILL NEVER REACH THE LEVEL OF PEREZ, TMZ, SUPERFICIAL, EGOTASTIC, POP SUGAR, THOSE ARE 5 OF THE MOST POPULAR BLOGS THAT COVER MAINSTREAM NEWS, WITH PEREZ BEING NUMBER ONE WITH OVER 7 MILLION HITS PER DAY! (continue reading)
Monday, July 14, 2008
In-Box (Catty Blogger Edition)
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4 comments:
Wow, Scott! You're black?! How could you have kept this from us all these years?!!
Never heard of B.Scott either. Looked up his blog...it was as if I was visiting another planet. Don't get it.
My guess is that the email is part of a viral marketing campaign.
Hmm, hysterical ranting coupled with very specific stats about Perez Hilton's blog hits? Methinks "truth serum=perez hilton=stop punishing us all because nobody went to your stupid opening."
TruthSerum obviously does not know B Scott and someone needs to find dude before he goes on a psychotic rampage. If you don't like what B does, don't watch it. It isn't that serious. For the record, B is a thousand times better and no where near the whore Perez is.
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