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Isn't this what got him in the trouble in the first place? Teen sodomist to enjoy stuffing at home (AP)

Talk about surreal: Peter Brady to wed America's Ex-Top Model on television (AP)

Butterball woos customers with its turkey line: A man asked operator Mary Van Ness if thawing his turkey in an electric blanket was OK. A woman told Van Ness that she was thawing hers in her Jacuzzi. A woman told operator Dorothy Jones that she planned to jump into a hot shower with her frozen turkey. (C'mon, we've all been there.) (USA Today)