Owen Daniels to Bring His Considerable Physicality to Denver

 This is the kind of tight end $12 million buys. 

The HONEYmooner

This is what Eric Decker looks like honeymooning in Hawaii with that woman.

Here Comes the Hunk

Despite my repeated pleas for him to not go through with it, Eric Decker -- aka The Second Hottest Football Player of All Time -- tied the knot with Jessie James over the weekend at St. Francis church in Castle Rock, Colo. The good news is they are slated to film a reality show based on their first year of wedding bliss, so you know the Broncos wide receiver will be back on the market again in no time!  

Eric Decker Has an Enormous Schlong

I swear, I try not to be obsessive. But then my eagle-eyed readers keep digging up stuff and what's a blogger to do? As if Denver Broncos wide receiver Eric Decker and his fiancee weren't already the couple I'd most like to see leak a sex tape, his boo adds this titillating detail about his legs to the mix:

The closest I can get to confirming this is HERE and HERE.

And when I say Eric Decker and his fiancee are the couple I'd most like to see make a sex tape, of course I mean actual couple ...

Double Decker

UPDATE: And he apparently has an enormous schlong.

As I keep saying, Eric Decker of the Denver Broncos is just ridiculously hot.

UPDATE: And you know I'm loving the Fu Manchu mustache here:

Magic Eric

 I seem to have forgotten  to do a Morning Wood post for you today. So perhaps you'll forgive me after seeing this (charity?) striptease by Denver Broncos wide receiver Eric Decker, my latest obsession (in case you hadn't noticed).

Eric Decker: 'I'm a Fast and Vigorous Guy'

 Denver Broncos wide receiver Eric Decker is so hot, I'm willing to forgive him for referring to his car as his "ride" in this promotional clip for Mercedes-Benz of Littleton. 

 

By Popular Demand

Here are a few more photos of Denver Broncos wide receiver Eric Decker. Yesterday's POST really made a splash! 

Double Decker

Denver Broncos wide receiver Eric Decker is just insanely hot. But this clip of him with a beard last year may just be the end of me. Let's hope country singer/fiancee Jessie James is his current beard.

UPDATE: Michael reminded me that he discovered Decker first -- when I wrote about him HERE and I posted three more HERE.