Two Things: Jeff Stryker and Tig Notaro

 

Which seems more likely? One of these is actually real!!

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Leave it to a Wikipedia editor to make the most titillating story from the Olympics sound so pedestrian.

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Surely there’s middle ground between that and this!

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And a friend notes:

Of Interest: Mark McGrath and Calvin Klein

Maybe it's a little premature to call it separated at birth, but this is definitely on my watch list.

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Mark Spain, anchorman at Action News at WTEV/WAWS in Jacksonville, Florida

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Fred Armisen as President Obama

Two Things (212) Edition: Lady Gaga and Dale Bozzio

Two Things (212) Edition: Context

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Here's Madonna

No legs to stand on

When it comes to her homage to Marlene at the "MDNA" premiere tonight at the Paris Theatre, Madonna came up a tad short. It was more like:

In fairness, though, I should note that it could have been much worse: Madge could have pulled a "Stone Pillow."

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Two Things (212) Edition: Miley Does Madonna

This was never my favorite Madonna look, but it works for both of them!

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Call a spade a spade

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The male version of this poster is way HOTTER.

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My great uncle Ernie -- with my maternal grandmotheer, Annamarie, in her Baltimore apartment, circa 1960 -- and Madonna's father, Silvio Ciccone, in 1958

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With thanks to David, who writes: 

Gee, I wonder where the inspiration for the "Liza & Alan at Town Hall" artwork on the cover of Next Magazine came from ... posted on your site? This is the Joe Eula poster for a never realized concert with Peter Allen from 1981. 

Two Things (212) Edition: 2 Dollars ...

Does anyone else see Johnny the paperboy from "Better Off Dead" in this PayAnywhere commerical?

Two Things (212) Edition: Bobby McFerrin and Jason Mraz

With thanks to Michael, who pointed this out to me over the weekend:

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