Which seems more likely? One of these is actually real !! See all previous Two Things posts HERE .

Leave it to a Wikipedia editor to make the most titillating story  from the Olympics sound so pedestrian. See also:   Surely there’s middle ...

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Maybe it's a little premature to call it separated at birth, but this is definitely on my watch list.

Mark Spain, anchorman at Action News at WTEV/WAWS in Jacksonville, Florida + Fred Armisen as President Obama

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No legs to stand on When it comes to her homage to Marlene at the "MDNA" premiere tonight at the Paris Theatre, Madonna ca...

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This was never my favorite Madonna look, but it works for both of them!

Call a spade a spade

The male version of this poster is way HOTTER .

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My great uncle Ernie -- with my maternal grandmotheer, Annamarie, in her Baltimore apartment, circa 1960 -- and Madonna's father, S...

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With thanks to David, who writes:  Gee, I wonder where the inspiration for the "Liza & Alan at Town Hall" artwork on t...

Does anyone else see Johnny the paperboy from "Better Off Dead" in this PayAnywhere commerical?

With thanks to Michael, who pointed this out to me over the weekend: 1988 2008