Remains of the Day (08/22)

WSJ: Mustaches: Not just for Movember anymore

Dlisted: Barack Obama’s trying to get his hands on Aretha Franklin’s inauguration hat 

KIT212: Did this hunk lose a bet?

The New York Times: Their mothers chose donor sperm -- the doctors used their own

The Daily News: New Jersey man caught with arsenal of guns, Nazi paraphernalia, slave "manual"

Instagram: It's not funny unless someone gets hurt

Curbed: Meryl Streep slept here

Newsweek: Cory Booker discusses transgender nephew at candidate forum

KIT212: Feast your eyes on Chris Hemsworth in a fitted dress shirt

New York Post: Priest accused of stealing $98K from church to pay Grindr hookups

The Randy Report: Porn set of charity show?

EW: LGBTQ books are being censored in middle schools. Authors are speaking out.

Rolling Stone: How Woodstock 50 fell apart

Reuters: Homophobia seen rising in European countries without gay marriage

The WoW Report: Former GOP chairman arrested in Idaho for masturbating (in a wig) outside his ex-wife's apartment

Metro Weekly: Transgender service members can sue over Trump's military ban, federal judge rules

Towleroad: Delusional Log Cabin Republican spokesman says LGBT community is better off under Trump than it was four years ago(!)

Boy Culture: In bed with sex bomb Griffin Barrows

And here's wishing Valerie Harper a very happy 80th birthday!

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Hot Cat of the Day: I love a kitty with a flair for the dramatic!

Magazine Rack

What you're missing by no longer subscribing to magazines:

Men's Journal: Paul Rudd on his favorite (and funniest) movie lines of all time

Vanity Fair: Overanalyzing Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s wedding reception

Architectural Digest: Touring Liev Schreiber's New York City apartment 

New York: Inside the Netflix binge factory

GQ: Could someone explain what a Zayn Malik is?

TV Guide: Why the new Magnum P.I. doesn't have a mustache

Sports Illustrated: After 13 seasons, Alex Ovechkin is a Stanley Cup champion

Men’s Health: Justin Theroux has it all figured out

Celebrating 50 Years of Carol Burnett & Friends

It took us more than three months to get around to it, but boy am I glad I finally watched the highly rated "Carol Burnett 50th Anniversary Special." Not only did it kindly remind me that my childhood all but revolved around the show -- my friends and I used to re-enact the skits for my annual "Christmas at Harvey's" Christmas spectacular -- it tickled me to learn that I was in good company with Jane Lynch, Jim Carrey, Maya Rudolph, Bill Hader, Amy Poehler, Stephen Colbert, Harry Connick Jr. and others. ("The Family" sketches should not be underestimated for their searing portrayal of dysfunction families, with nuances that require multiple viewings to fully appreciate that often get missed in all of the more obvious yelling and name-calling .)

From his June 1973 Playgirl spread ...

The special also reminded me that Lyle Waggoner was partially to "blame" for my sexuality.

They showed this clip of Lyle undressed as Mark Spitz -- who should have had to turn over his medals after Waggoner's portrayal. 

Lyle and Vicki Lawrence

The only negative thing I have to say about the special was that it opened my eyes to something very disturbing about another sex symbol from my childhood: it would appear that Tom Selleck is now one piece of confetti away from being Rip Taylor. 

Next up for Carol? After her Amy Poehler-produced pilot, "Household Name," didn't get picked up, the comedy legend inked a 12-episode series order with Netflix for "A Little Help With Carol Burnett," an original unscripted comedy starring Burnett and a panel of straight-talking 4-8-year-olds as they demonstrate how different generations solve life’s biggest dilemmas. 

Battle of the Bulge

I think we can all sleep better now that we know that ESPN Classic is showing four back-to-back reruns of ’70s and ’80s jerkoff festival known as "Battles of the Network Stars." Vulture has highlights HERE.

Tom, Dick & Hairy

From the Onion's  "10 Songs You Didn't Know Were Written About Celebrities" post HERE.

Breakfast in Bed

Who Wore It Best?

 Via Tom Selleck's Mustache Facebook page.

Magnum, POTUS

  The countdown to Movember begins ...

Movember Ad Watch

As sexy as Tom Selleck was in his infamous Salem cigarette ad, wait'll you see his first commercial -- for Safeguard deodorant soap -- in which a pre-mustachioed Tom makes all the women at the office swoon, including Teri Garr and Penny Marshall!

Swimming With Nick Starcevic

Bye-bye, Nick. We'll miss ya.

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