Nostalgia 'Battle'

Let's face it, there will never be another Bruce Boxleitner sporting a mustache and Speedo. But that doesn't mean we can't give ABC's upcoming reboot of "Battle of the Network Stars" a shot! Complete list of teams -- including some hunks of yesteryear who competed on the original(!) -- HERE.

Battle of the Bulge

I think we can all sleep better now that we know that ESPN Classic is showing four back-to-back reruns of ’70s and ’80s jerkoff festival known as "Battles of the Network Stars." Vulture has highlights HERE.