Page 1 Roundup (05/04)

The Daily News: Woman faces 10 charges in Park Slope crash that killed two kids, was told by doctors to stop driving

District superintendent in New Jersey busted for pooping on school grounds on a 'daily basis'

New York Post: Crazy Donald is a liar -- and big and fat

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski sell stunning Brooklyn mansion

Towleroad: ‘Jewel’s Catch One,’ ‘I, Tonya’ and everything else streaming in May on Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, and HBO

NBC News: Man accused of threatening Pulse-style attack caught after mistaken jail release

The New York Times: Pruitt’s coziness with lobbyists includes secretly buying a house with one

The Washington Post: Jason Witten packs muscular frame into dapper slim-fit jacket to announce retirement

Talking Points Memo: W.V. Senate candidate attacks McConnell’s ‘China family’ in new ad (I prefer 'turtle')

The Wall Street Journal: What does the railroad commission of Texas regulate? Not railroads

Page 1 Roundup (05/03)

The Daily News: Republican stooges push for Trump to win Nobel Prize as critics bash the idea

Geraldo Rivera's son is a thug

Man who killed Pennsylvania couple found dead of drug overdose

Towleroad: Liberty Counsel's Mat Staver on Trump’s judicial appointments: ‘literally, we are a few months away from ending gay marriage’

New York Post: New York really is the city that never sleeps

Jurors sick of hearing about prison guard's huge, stinky penis

How to tell if your partner is 'microcheating'

One of Crazy Donald's sex assault accusers subpoenas ‘Apprentice’ footage

The New York Times: Crazy Donald did indeed reimburse lawyer Michael D. Cohen for a $130,000 payment that Cohen has said he made to keep a pornographic film actress from going public before the 2016 election with her story about an affair with Mr. Trump, according to Rudy Giuliani, contradicting Crazy, who has said he had no knowledge about any payment to the actress

The Hill: Black men arrested in Philadelphia Starbucks reach settlements

The Village Voice: Michael Musto's handy guide to maximizing your Trader Joe's experience

The Washington Post: Facebook accidentally asked its users whether the posts they saw contained hate speech

Gay Cities: Meet Christopher Stephenson, the tennis buff leading San Francisco into the United States Gay Open

Talking Points Memo: Cambridge Analytica to file for bankruptcy after misuse of Facebook data

The Wall Street Journal: Why pre-order food then wait in line?

Page 1 Roundup (04/19)

The Daily News: The jury got it right, but we'll still never know what made this nanny do something so truly evil

Ex-Trump national security adviser H.R. McMaster’s father’s death being investigated as suspicious

Talking Points Memo: A federal judge has ordered that Kansas Secretary of State and Trump henchman Kris Kobach be held in contempt of court for disobeying her orders in the proof-of-citizenship voter registration case

Towleroad: Ugandan president wants to ban oral sex: ‘The mouth is for eating’

New York Post: Inside the chaos after woman partially sucked out plane window

Hero pilot speaks out after gliding Southwest flight to safety

Newly engaged Marc Jacobs is making major cuts to his staff

The New York Times: Crazy Donald declared on Wednesday that he would scrap a planned summit meeting with North Korea’s leader, Kim Jong-un, or even walk out of the session while it was underway, if his diplomatic overture was not heading toward success

Raúl Castro prepares to resign as Cuba’s president, closing a dynasty

Boy Culture: Stormy Daniels covers Penthouse

The Washington Post: Republicans fear political risk in Senate races as House moves to extend tax cuts

What would Prince want? Two years later, his estate is a mess and his legacy unclear.

Mother Jones: A new study shows the stunning amount of food people toss in the garbage every day

The Wall Street Journal: Why do parents cheat at family board games? To lose as fast as possible

Remains of the Day (04/17)

CBS: Five fraternity members plead guilty, will serve jail time in hazing death of Florida State University student Andrew Coffey, above

NBC: You know it's bad for the GOP when you first announce that you're leaving Congress at the end of the year, then change your mind and decide to head for the hills in May

E! Online: Zac Efron is his smokin' hot brother's No. 1 fan at the Boston Marathon

HuffPost: Sandy Hook parents hit Alex Jones with defamation lawsuits

The Washington Post: Starbucks to close more than 8,000 stores for racial-bias education on May 29 after arrest of two black men

Towleroad: Rachel Maddow is "still struggling not to laugh" over the Sean Hannity news

The New York Times: It's funny how these mishaps seem to keep happening to Russian journalists and opposition figures ...

Page Six: Justin Theroux's bulging biceps spotted in NYC

CNN: Legal analyst Laura Coates says Sean Hannity news is a real problem for Michael Cohen

OMG Blog: YouTuber and fitness model guru Rafa Martin bares all -- and it's a lot

Outsports: Gay high school football player and swimmer boyfriend dance night away at prom

The Randy Report: Theresa May tells Commonwealth leaders the U.K. deeply regrets Colonial-era anti-gay laws

Popular Publicity: Personal trainer Branden Hayward’s six words of wisdom for great sex

The Daily News: The man who allegedly threatened Stormy Daniels in a parking garage is straight out of Central Casting 

Curbed: Will landmarking Coney Island's historic boardwalk protect its beloved wooden boards?

Washington Blade: D.C. police on Monday released a video that captured part of an incident in which three male suspects attacked two gay men early Sunday morning

Boy Culture: Bruce McArthur, alleged Toronto gay serial killer, charged with eighth murder

TV Line: Sara Gilbert talks David and Darlene's big "Roseanne" reunion, responds to Trump criticism

Playbill: First look at Go-Go's Broadway-bound musical "Head Over Heels" in San Francisco

BosGuy: Love the underwear, but is that bulge even real?

Gr8er Days: Grace Jones reveals long-awaited documentary ... and some leg!

Hunk du Jour: A case for smooth chests

Daily Intel: Every embarrassing story Michael Cohen tried to squash

Greg in Hollywood: Who is singer Brian Justin Crum's sexy friend with a mustache?

Page 1 Roundup (04/17)

The Daily News: "Get this through your heads, libs. I didn't hire him to be my lawyer. I just gave him some money for advice that he can't divulge to anyone else under penalty by law"

Binghamton University student charged with fatally stabbing freshman on campus

Towleroad: Man claims pain killer Lyrica turned him gay

New York Post: How Michael Cohen's day in court became the Stormy Daniels show

NBC: Judge finalizes $25 million settlement in Trump’s fraud case

Gr8er Days: 'Night Court' star Harry Anderson dies at 65

New York Times, New Yorker win Pulitzer for reporting that sparked #MeToo movement

The New York Times: Crazy Donald throws yet another member of his administration under the bus in favor of Putin

UPDATE: A top White House official said Nikki Haley, the ambassador to the United Nations, experienced “momentary confusion” by announcing new sanctions on Russia. “I don’t get confused,” she replied.

Mother Jones: Watch every time Hannity has defended Michael Cohen on his show since the FBI raid

Page Six: Billionaire banking heir Matthew Mellon dies in rehab facility

Kristin Davis buys $5.2 million Brentwood home

The Washington Post: A bride-to-be sent an invitation to the wrong address -- and it came back with this note

The Wall Street Journal: Parents are preparing tax returns for their grown children even into their 40s, with no plans to hand over the chore

Page 1 Roundup (04/06)

The Daily News: Crazy Donald finally denied paying the porn star -- and likely gave new legs to her legal case against him

Devastating obituary details bullied 12-year-old’s 'intense pain' before suicide

See what the killer Menendez brothers look like now -- reunited after 22 years apart

New York Post: Family slams cops after fatal shooting of pipe-wielding man

The Iowa family found dead in their Mexico tourist complex late last month was suffocated by propane gas that leaked from a faulty water heater, according to a new report

‘Road Rules’ star Brian Lancaster dead at 43

The Washington Post: A Georgia city proclaimed April as Confederate History Month -- then came the n-word

The New York Times: Crazy Donald threatens $100 billion in more tariffs on Chinese goods

Why China is confident it can beat Trump in a trade war

At least five officials at the Environmental Protection Agency, four of them high-ranking, were reassigned or demoted, or requested new jobs in the past year after they raised concerns about the spending and management of the agency’s administrator, Scott Pruitt

Mother Jones: A record 309 women are now running for Congress

Talking Points Memo: Benjamin Sparks, a prominent 35-year-old Republican political consultant who has worked for Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan and Scott Walker among others, was engaged to an unnamed woman who says he had her sign a five-page contract in which she agreed to be his “slave and property,” shortly after they started dating last November

The Wall Street Journal: Baseball rules are complicated enough, now add Passover

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Page 1 Roundup (03/26)

The Daily News: The most explosive revelations from Stormy Daniels's interview about 'affair" with Crazy Donald

New York Post: This tabloid would sooner put Parkland massacre survivors -- whom they have hitherto ignored -- on the cover than acknowledge the Stormy Daniels interview!

The New York Times: Fund-raiser held out access to Trump as prize for prospective clients

The Wall Street Journal: Dancing alpacas! Guard alpacas! Party alpacas!

Page 1 Roundup (03/25)

The Daily News: Thousands of demonstrators flock to D.C. March for Our Lives

'One of my best friends was killed in gun violence right around here': Paul McCartney stands near spot of John Lennon's murder as he honors former Beatle

Anheuser-Busch heir charged with assaulting sixth-grader

Caroline Wozniacki blasts Miami Open after fans 'threaten' her family

Talking Points Memo: Crazy Donald weighs ‘publicly’ fighting Stormy Daniels’s allegations

New York Post: America’s youth take to streets in ‘March for Our Lives’ protests

A Long Island creep pleaded guilty this week to running a sick “sextortion” scheme -- in which he threatened to blackmail more than 30 women with revenge porn unless they sent him more explicit photos, prosecutors said

MSN: Karl Schmid, an on-camera reporter for ABC's Los Angeles affiliate, came out as HIV positive on Friday night in a powerful Facebook post about stigma and acceptance. The 37-year-old Australian import covers human interest stories and Hollywood on ABC7, reporting from events like the Academy Awards and the annual Vanity Fair Oscar party. After a decade living with HIV, Schmid said he came forward despite numerous industry peers urging him to stay quiet.

Towleroad: Kathy Griffin to attend White House Correspondents Dinner as guest of LGBTQ news outlet

The New York Times: African-Americans know what it feels like to be ignored by those in power. Thanks to Trump, the rest of America is getting a taste of that now

A difficult but inspirational read. Her paternal grandmother ordered her parents to have her killed as a 2-month-old because she was born vision-impaired. (Sigh.) Maybe I dodged a bullet never having a grandmother of my own ...

The Washington Post: On eve of ‘60 Minutes’ interview, Stormy Daniels says working in porn helped prepare her for public scrutiny

The Wall Street Journal: How do you deliver crocodiles to handbag makers? Very carefully