Page 1 Roundup (12/07)

The Daily News: Lance Armstrong whines about the 'double standard' of Alex Rodriguez getting a second chance

New York Post: Amal and George Clooney's twins are seriously stylish

The New York Times: Huawei arrest tests China's leaders as rear and anger grip elite

Making Trump's bed: A housekeeper without papers

The Wall Street Journal: Carpooling in the age of Uber can be ... awkward

Tennis Tuesday

Quinn Biddle's hot, all right. But I kinda like him better before he starting, um, "working out" so much HERE.

Page 1 Roundup (06/27)

Lenny Dykstra dishes nasty secrets of Mets teammates ...

I knew I was right -- it was steroids that gave him that HOT BODY.

Gays for Guns -- a new gun safety advocate group started by my pal Tim Murphy and others -- joins Pride Parade ...

Gays Against Guns makes the New York Times, too! 

Classic Waldorf Hotel to Be Gutted, Up to 1,100 Rooms Turned Into Condos ...

An Incurable Case of Petitgout

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Morning Wood

Juice Box-ing

Do we like Jake Gyllenhaal's new, um, look for the film "Southpaw"? 

Quote of the Day: Stephen Colbert

"A-Rod was suspended for 211 games, otherwise known as what a single baseball game feels like." -- Stephen Colbert

Marked Man

Unless the active ingredient in Mark Wahlberg's new muscle-growing product sold at GNC is anabolic steroids, I'm not buying it.

Page 1 Consider (08/05)

Cannot say enough about how glad I am about this suspension. A lifetime ban would be ideal, but until someone of A-Rod's stature is punished for using performance-enhancing drugs, no one is going to stop. Tennis doesn't have the problem baseball and football has because if you get caught, you get suspended for seven years -- and your career is over. A-Rod will be 40 when his suspension is up and his hopes of getting into the Hall of Fame are gone. It's a big deal.

Hugh Gotta Be Kidding Me

Hugh Jackman showed off his steroid-enhanced body on the streets of New York yesterday. I give up on regular gym-going. If anyone wants to hook me up with a cycle, email me HERE. I have cash and I'm not afraid of needles!!!