The Daily News: Lance Armstrong whines about the 'double standard' of Alex Rodriguez getting a second chance New York ...

Quinn Biddle's hot, all right. But I kinda like him better before he starting, um, "working out" so much  HERE .

Lenny Dykstra dishes nasty secrets of Mets teammates ... I knew I was right -- it was steroids that gave him that HOT BODY . ...

Do we like Jake Gyllenhaal's new, um, look for the film "Southpaw" ? 

"A-Rod was suspended for 211 games, otherwise known as what a single baseball game feels like." -- Stephen Colbert

Unless the active ingredient in Mark Wahlberg's new muscle-growing product sold at GNC is anabolic steroids, I'm not buyin...

Cannot say enough about how glad I am about this suspension. A lifetime ban would be ideal, but until someone of A-Rod's stature is ...

Hugh Jackman showed off his steroid-enhanced body on the streets of New York yesterday. I give up on regular gym-going. If anyone wants...