This Season on 'The Real Housewives of ISIS'

This parody of Western women who join the terrorist group is spot-on -- and I hear the reunion episode is explosive!

He Ain't Heavy, He's My (Muslim) Brother(hood)

Truly horrifying. My gut tells me Christian extremists have struck again ...

Christian Terrorists Kill Dozens in Brussels

Oh, wait. Did I say Christian? I meant Islamic. Well, they both do stuff like this all the time so it's an honest mistake, right? #VoldemortEffect Read HERE.

Sadly -- and infuriatingly -- today takes me back to Sept. 11, watching all the people from Lower Manhattan march north on 8th Avenue, just lucky to be alive. What the f**k do these fundamentalist lunatics want from us?

When Mensa Met ISIS

Well, he does raise a valid point. (Sigh.) Read HERE.

Snapped: Killer Couples

Killer Wife Pledged Allegiance to ISIS on Facebook During Attack

The Oxygen network is going to have a field day with this tragedy. It's like when we thought Bobby Brown was the bad influence on Whitney. Read HERE.

Page 1 Roundup (11/20)

I'm not sure what's more horrifying: The idea that someone can warp their religious beliefs into thinking the whole world must die if they don't go along with them. Or that someone -- like this piece of trash -- was willing to go along with all of the mayhem but barely had a connection to it all. (What ever happened to getting a piercing to piss off your parents?)

Page 1 Roundup (11/19)

Piece of shit.

Abdelhamid Abaaoud Reportedly Killed in Paris Suburb Raid

The Washington Post is reporting that Abdelhamid Abaaoud, the ISIS leader who planned Friday's deadly terrorist attacks on Paris, was killed during a raid on an apartment in the suburb of Saint-Denis, where a woman blew herself up and eight others were arrested. (The French government is not publicly confirming this until DNA testing is completed.) It would be a relief to know that the Belgian jihadist was dead, even if I will never be able to enjoy chocolate or waffles again.

Liberals' Islam Problem

The left has an Islam problem: If liberals won’t come to terms with religious extremism, the xenophobic right will carry the day

ISIS doesn't represent true Islam. But denying there's a problem within Islam only makes the left look feckless

Thank you, Sean Illing, for further explaining what I wrote about on Monday. Read HERE.

Page 1 Roundup (11/17)

23 Governors Say They Won't Take Syrian Refugees

Of course it's moronic -- not to mention illegal -- for U.S. states to refuse certain refugees. (Refugee is NOT a synonym for terrorist) And of course it's moronic for assholes in Dearborn, Mich. -- which has a high population of Muslims -- to tweet: Let’s f--- that place up and send a message to ISIS. We’re coming! 

His (valid) point is nearly erased by his (sophomoric) false equivalency 

But it's also moronic to equate what happened in Paris (and dozens of other places) with Timothy McVeigh blowing up the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City in 1995. The uncomfortable truth here is that there has been one McVeigh and a handful of Christian abortion-clinic bombers in recent times and THOUSANDS of murderous Islamic extremists, who are willing to blow themselves up (ask Israel, ask Sri Lanka) and recruiting like wildfire. And until we are willing to acknowledge this and have an honest discussion about it, we will never be able to calm people's fears -- irrational or otherwise -- and reach a solution that satisfies anyone. To be clear, I am leery of ANYONE who identifies first and foremost BY THEIR FAITH, because if you truly follow most of the main doctrines -- Bible, Quran, Torah -- it will not be pretty ... especially for women, LGBT people and minorities. But even the wackiest and most hateful "Evangelical Christians" don't go around killing people en masse. Although military intervention in the Middle East has not gone well in recent history, you can't help but wonder where we'd be if we'd tried to snuff out ISIS in 2013 before it started spreading like Subway franchises. 

The president probably regrets not going it alone, but it's hard to blame him for not doing it without the support of a Congress that already calls him "dictator in chief." Naturally, our nation's "representatives" were too concerned with midterms to stick their necks out one way or the other and we're all paying for it now. But if the left continues pretending like this isn't an issue, you can bet Republicans are going to capitalize on it -- and we cannot afford to have a loon in the White House. Call me Bill Maher all you want -- just please say I favor Ben Affleck -- but the facts speak for themselves. 

Maher was right about the 9/11 attackers, too.

Page 1 Roundup (11/16)

Yes, I'm sure this will solve the problem.