Why Is America So Fat?

Hasan Piker explains why HERE. 

(I think he may look better on the left. Anyone else?)

The Shape of Things

For those having a little trouble keeping track at home, here's a little cheat sheet. Kinda like using the n-word and the f-word, making fun of fat people is never OK ... unless an actual fatty is paid $10 million to roll around and humiliate themselves. Then it's hilarious! 

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Val Kilmer Ate His Career

Are they already doing a remake of that crappy Ryan Reynolds movie "Just Friends"? Oh, wait, this is real. (Via OhLaLa)