Page 1 Roundup (06/25)

The Daily News: Queens mom ensnared in immigration quagmire in race against deportation order

 Chicago police release footage of Jussie Smollett with noose (he bought) around his neck

Trump wants everyone to know he doesn't rape women who aren't "his type"

Twitter: Fan tells Dominic Thiem his see-through white shorts might be a problem at the All England Club

Variety: Star-studded cast to perform live reading of the Mueller report

The Randy Report: Warren proposal could mean retroactive tax refunds for married same-sex couples

Towleroad: Longest married gay couple in the U.S. reflects on that moment 48 years ago

Boy Culture: Big man vs. small underwear

Gay Fleshbot: All 21 penises from "Euphoria" nude locker room scene 

New York Post: NYPD cop researched Amy Fisher before murder-for-hire plot: court docs

RIP, Steve Dunleavy: The heart of the modern New York Post

Page Six: Hunter Biden’s alleged baby-mama got engaged weeks before paternity suit

The Washington Post: White House moves to bar counselor Kellyanne Conway from testifying to Congress about alleged violations of Hatch Act

The New York Times: Hundreds of migrant children have been transferred out of a filthy Border Patrol station in Texas where they had been detained for weeks without access to soap, clean clothes or adequate food

Emergency aid for migrants badly divides Democrats

Gray Lady's executive editor admits paper mishandled rape accusation against Donald Trump

The Wall Street Journal: Where are Oregon’s Senate Republicans? Check Idaho

Dogs vs. cats: Why pet-friendly hotels are warming to felines

Page 1 Roundup (05/01)

The Daily News: ‘He was stabbed for no reason’: Devastated parents mourn as Brooklyn teen’s alleged killer surrenders to cops

Wisconsin man runs over bartender after he wasn’t allowed to bring his dog into bar

 Pardon my seeming virtue signaling, but have you ever noticed that on the rare occasions when a cop is convicted in one of these cases, he/she is either a minority him/herself -- or the victim is white? (Or in this case, both.)

Instagram: You don't have to be Catholic to observe Ass Wednesday

The Washington Post: Congressional Democrats’ emoluments lawsuit targeting President Trump’s private business can proceed, judge says

WaPo Magazine: The FBI found Dorothy's stolen ruby slippers -- but who was the thief?

Inside Tennis: People are finally saying what I’ve been thinking: Justin Gimelstob has no place in professional tennis

This isn’t about “cancel culture,” it’s about Gimelstob’s repeated refusal to accept responsibility for his actions

New York Post: Pompeo says friend-of-Trump Russia stopped Maduro from fleeing Venezuela

Page Six: Fox has “no plans” for Jussie Smollett to return to “Empire”

USA Today: Prosecutors seek life without parole or death penalty for teen accused in San Diego synagogue attack

Venezuelan opposition leader step up pressure, but Maduro holds on

From the Too Little, Too Late Files: Would it have killed Robert Mueller to speak up sooner????

Another Tuesday in America

Measles outbreaks have occurred in 22 states. Now adults are wondering if they are immune and whether they should get a shot of the vaccine. Here’s what you need to know.

The Wall Street Journal: Facial-recognition software meets its match: Barnyard animals

Weekend Report

The Daily News: Twenty years and countless lives later, what have we learned from the Columbine massacre?

The unanswered question at the ‘heart’ of the Mueller investigation: Why did ex-Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort share reams of polling data with a suspected Russian spy?

Mall of America victim ‘showing real signs of recovery,’ family friend says

A trio of Milwaukee brothers charged with years-long sexual abuse against their siblings

Instagram: Shirtless Juilan Edelman entertains former teammate Danny Amendola 

New York Post: Mitt Romney is "sickened" by Trump after reading Mueller report, as any Mexican-American should be

Creepy tourist who made flight attendant wipe his butt dies on vacation

CNN: 10 takeaways from the Mueller report release — and what happens next

Boy Culture: How "Gay Bob," the world's first gay doll for everyone, came out of the closet

Page Six: Charlize Theron confirms child Jackson is transgender

The Sun: Man who raped teen on FaceTime call busted thanks to screenshots

NBC News: I guess there's just no escaping Joe Biden doing this

Raw Story: Erik Prince is totally hot -- and totally evil

The Washington Post: After Mueller report, Democrats divided over end game -- investigate Trump or impeach?



The New York Times: House Democrats subpoena full Mueller report, and all evidence

Elizabeth Warren is right about impeaching Donald Trump; if not him, then why have the impeachment process at all?

RIP: Dr. Richard Green, 82, challenged psychiatry's view of homosexuality

The Wall Street Journal: This adult Easter-egg hunt isn't about chocolate

Page 1 Roundup (04/19)

The Daily News: Trump said he was ‘f--ked’ after Mueller’s appointment, special counsel’s report suggests Congress take action against president 

Court upholds murder conviction for mom who killed daughter by shoving crucifix down her throat

Instagram: Too hot for Morning Wood

Actually: Mueller says Russian intelligence targeted Clinton’s personal office within five hours of Trump publicly requesting it on July 27, 2016

Sounds “clean” to me

Page Six: Kim Foxx deputies resigning after Jussie Smollett scandal

ICYMI: Shawn Mendes is pure sex (in motion)

TPM: Schiff: Congress ‘will need to consider’ whether Trump obstructed justice

The New York Times: Mueller details multiple contacts with Russians, Trump's efforts to thwart investigation

Man arrested with gas cans and lighters at St. Patrick’s Cathedral is a philosophy teacher

Queerty: Now there's video of handsy Aaron Schock's gay makeout session at Coachella 

The Washington Post: Mueller’s report paints a damning portrait of Trump’s presidency

The National Enquirer is being sold for $100 million to James Cohen, CEO of Hudson News

The Wall Street Journal: The logistics of Girl Scout cookies: Pillows, pallets, Mom's garage

Remains of the Day (04/18)

The New York Times: Mueller found "numerous" Russia contacts but evidence of crime was "not sufficient"

Washington Post: Trump campaign attempted to obtain Hillary Clinton's private emails

Instagram: Dreamy young Tommy Haas should have played the lead in "Top Gun"

Dlisted: Duchess Muppet and Prince Hot Ginge are apparently open to hiring an American manny (pick me)

Page Six: Mayor Pete Buttigieg is coming to New York for a big fundraiser 

Instagram: Your afternoon workout will leave you breathless

TV Line: Is "Riverdale" down for the count?

NewNowNext: America's only all-male historically black college will admit trans men in 2020

Greg in Hollywood: No one exudes '80s sex appeal quite like John James of "Dynasty"

Tennis Life: Happy 34th to Jo-Wilfried Tsonga

Towleroad: Former "Bachelor" Nick Viall had a "hot" makeout session with a guy

Socialite Life: James Holzhauer breaks his own "Jeopardy" winnings record

Metrosource: Cinema's "El Angel": Argentina's anti-hero you can't help but love

HIV Plus: The oldest person living with HIV turns 100

The Daily News: "Real Husband" Joe Giudice’s deportation appeal has been denied

Die Alone With Me: 50-year-old gay man reflects on his one and only "significant" other ... or were there two?

The Randy Report: New Harry's shaving ad features trans man

OMG Blog: French soccer player Florian Sotoca caught naked in the locker room

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Hot Cat of the Day: Why become enraged again reading the Mueller report when I can watch this over and over and over? 

Page 1 Roundup (04/17)

The Daily News: Uber and Lyft continue rapid growth in NYC despite regulations

Judge rules incompetent, drug-addled EMT son of FDNY chief should lose his city job; final call rests with fire commissioner

Jeffrey Epstein accuser sues Alan Dershowitz as new sex trafficking victim reveals herself

So you're not a Nazi, you're just a fucking moron?

Chicago State’s Attorney Kim Foxx -- who supposedly recused herself from the Jussie Smollett case -- thought the ‘washed up celeb’ was overcharged in hate crime investigation

ICYMI: You don't have to be Catholic to observe Ass Wednesday

NBC News: White House officials concerned about being exposed by Mueller report

TPM: Federal judge says Barr stirring concern about Mueller report redactions

Vanity Fair: Turns out William Barr has a history of writing summaries that obscure the truth

Mother Jones: Elizabeth Warren raises the pressure on the military to take climate change seriously

The Real Deal: The deeply discounted mansion on my block has finally been sold!

New York Post: 'Spiritual lightning rod' atop iconic Notre Dame spire found in rubble

Martha Stewart brand sold for $215 million

Jessica Scatterson, bullied girl who killed herself, was ‘overwhelmed’ by social media: authorities

Hollywood Reporter: Steve Austin is worth a lot more than he was in the 1970s!

Forbes: French billionaires pledge $680 million to restore Notre Dame

The Washington Post: Pelosi warns there will be no U.S.-U.K. trade deal if Brexit harms the Irish peace accord

The New York Times: For Democrats, Ilhan Omar is a complicated figure to defend

In new effort to deter lawful migrants, Barr withholds bail to asylum seekers

The Wall Street Journal: Justice Department closes book on landmark Standard Oil breakup

Page 1 Roundup (03/25)

The Daily News: So even if we are to accept that Trump's campaign chairman gave Russian spy Konstantin Kilimnik 75 pages of polling data merely for shits and giggles, could someone at least tell me why Trump sucks Russian c**k 24 hours a day?

California toddler mauled to death by dogs, grandparents tried to save him

New York Post:  Headline doesn't even match the story, let alone the actual findings listed in Barr's memo

Pit bulls reportedly attack, kill owner in Texas

Tumblr: Most erotic purchase of all time?

Yahoo: Rob Gronkowski announces his retirement after nine seasons with Patriots -- does this mean he'll DO PORN now?

The Guardian: Musicians like me need to fight against the giants of YouTube and Google, writes Debbie Harry

ICYMI: Did the Mets acquire Pete Alonso to beef up it bulge appeal?

Jezebel: “Is the left unhealthily obsessed with cancellation culture and sniping at each other rather than focusing on our real enemies?” I’ll save you from 4,500 words: Yes.

The Stranger: If for some reason you're still curious who Lauren Duca is, read this instead

The New York Times: Mueller report stops short of exonerating Trump of obstruction of justice

NYT Editorial Board: No collusion, no ‘exoneration’ A Trump-friendly attorney general’s letter doesn’t do justice to the special counsel’s investigation. Release his whole report.

The Wall Street Journal: Selfie-seeking tourists are crushing California’s superbloom