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Have you been following this big SAT scandal, where a bunch of kids were arrested for letting brainy dreamboat Sam Eshaghoff take the college-entrance exam for them? Eshaghoff, 19, a football star and honors student from Great Neck, N.Y., who is now a sophomore at Emory University, was also arrested, after scoring (out of a possible top score of 2400, for you ACT kids) eye-popping numbers of 2220, 2210, 2140, 2180, 2180 and 2170 for his clients. While I understand why the education system is up in arms, I personally think the whole thing is being blown out of proportion. What we should be talking about is who will play the bruting brainiac in the big-screen version. Jesse Eisenberg's a little long in the tooth -- and not quite hot enough -- but this is a star-making role if I ever saw one! More HERE.
I'm not saying it was cool of Andrew Hansen to steal books from the public library and then sell them to East Village bookstores. But the way things are going now, it may be the only action either place sees. Read HERE.
Being a fan of Louis C.K. isn't always easy -- it's dark and uncomfortable and requires you to think. But believe me, it's so worth it. (Via Slog)
Geri Reischl had the look, but no one could replace Eve Plumb, whose recalcitrant ways have been mimicked for the last 40 years. ("Dawn: Portrait of a Teenage Runaway" -- best. movie. ever!)
Jennifer Runyon was way prettier than Susan Olsen, and didn't even have a lisp. Easy to see why Charles was in Charge of her Gwendolyn character a few years before her Brady experien(th)ce.
Leah Ayres filled in (rather poorly) for Maureen McCormick on the downbeat series "The Bradys" (1990). Bobby was a paraplegic (married to Martha Quinn!), Peter's engagement fell apart, Jan and Phillip couldn't have a child (big shock, Jan's frigid!) and Cindy was fucking her boss at the radio station, a widower with two kids. But it was Fake Marcia who stole the show as a messy alcoholic! Eternally nontraditional hubby Wally couldn't hold down a job either, so they were forced to move in with Mike and Carol. Given what we know about the real Marcia now, it seems the role was a bit of typecasting. Might that have been why she sat this one out?
No doubt Dick Sargeant replacing Dick York and Sarah Chalke taking over for Lecy Goranson were the highest-profile television replacements of all time, filling two high-profile roles on highly rated shows.
Sarah Chalke lacked Lecy Goranson's blue-collar Midwest charm, and you could totally believe was Dan and Roseanne's daughter. It got particularly wacky toward the end of the show when Goranson came back à la Mike Evans (Roseanne said at the time that she hated firing Chalke but that she "wasn't Becky"), only to go AWOL periodically, with Chalke filling in again. It's pretty crazy when you think of all the shows that pulled this replacement routine, though.
Mary Frann had just the right look and temperament to play Abby in the "Eight Is Enough: A Family Reunion" TV movie (1987), yet I remember being quite sad when I saw a reference to this -- plus her more famous role as Bob Newhart's wife, Joanna Loudon, on "Newhart" -- in her obituary. Not only did she die prematurely (of an undiagnosed heart condition at age 55), the poor woman was always playing second fiddle to some other wife. (Let's face it, there's no substitute for Suzanne Pleshette.) Adding insult to injury, Frann was replaced as Fake Abby in "An Eight Is Enough Wedding" two years later by Sandy Faison!
Judith Baldwin spared Tina Louise a trip to the plastic surgeon, but she got around to it later, anyway
Lastly, along with "Bewitched," the whole Marilyn Munster shakeup was my first experience with recasting. Every so often one of the 13 episodes with Beverley Owen would come on and rock my little world. She may have been first, but Pat Priest will always be Marilyn in my eyes. The Daily News says Owen was unhappy with her life in Hollywood so quit the business. Priest then took on the role for the remainder of the series' two seasons, yet neither returned for the numerous "Munsters" movies and remakes since, including "Munsters' Revenge" (1981), which featured Jo McDonnell as everyone's favorite homely blonde.
I never watched "Dynasty," but I know there were two Steven Carringtons and two Fallons (Emma Samms was Holly on "General Hospital" when I watched). Would love to hear about your recasting memories in the comments section.
I've always had a thing for pandas ever since going to the National Zoo in Washington as a child to see Ling-Ling and Hsing-Hsing, the two giant pandas given to the United States as gifts by China after President Nixon visited in 1972. My parents even decorated my newborn sister's bedroom in pandas when she came along in 1974. So multiple my delight by 12 -- when a dozen giant pandas were born this week in Chengdu, China, at a center that started with just six in 1987 and now has more than 100. There's a video HERE -- they almost don't look real, like Peeps or something. So cute!
Well, I see Keith Ablow has some relatives living north of the border: The National Post, a newspaper in Canada founded by convicted felon and current jail bird Conrad Black, actually allowed this vile ad from the Institute for Canadian Values to run today -- like people are "taught" to be transgender, let alone intersex. Just disgusting. Could someone please explain to me how you TEACH someone to have ambiguous genitalia? (Via Gawker)

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