Tom Daley Explains That Online Sex Session With Fan

Don't worry, it sounds like the 22-year-old diver's wedding to 42-year-old writer Dustin Lance Black is still on. Read HERE.

C**k Shot Scandal for Novak Djokovic?

Where's a Serbian(?) translator when you need one? Some magazine seems to be implicating Novak Djokovic in a c*ck shot selfie SKANDAL!

Qué, Linda?

Anyone else been following this story about the former small-town mayor and mother of five who was accused of blowing her daughter's teenage boyfriend? He's a football player named Bubba(!) and her name's Linda Lusk(!!) -- surely Lifetime is already all over this -- but even though she did some REALLY inappropriate things (sending him a selfie in just a bra, for one!), I actually don't believe any physical contact ever took place. Read HERE and weigh in if you saw the latest on "20/20." (Yes, she left her husband and has a new younger man in her life!)

Blonde's Bombshell

We know she didn't expense a Plan B prescription

Revealed: The blonde New York Times journalist who is suing Liam Gallagher for $3m after allegedly having his love child

When journalist Liza Ghorbani does "A Night Out With" piece for the New York Times, she doesn't f**k around. Oh, wait. Read HERE.

You think someone's got a type?

Wife 1: Patsy Kensit (of Eighth Wonder, and who played Mia's Farrow's daughter, Pammy Buchanan, in "The Great Gatsby")

Second and current wife, who he apparently cheated on: Nicole Appleton (of All Saints)

Hot for Teacher

If only Coach Beall had been as frisky as Matthew Maleski, the studly Upper East Side special ed teacher who got fired for using his school e-mail address for gay hookups on Craigslist and the Hornet app. I never got the lesson in physical education I was looking for from that one. Read HERE.

    John Davenport + Coach Taylor = Coach Jim Beall

And apparently Mr. Maleski just wants to f**kin' dance:

UPDATE:

All's well that ends well: He appears to have landed on his feet. 

Arthur He Does What He Pleases

This is Arthur Huntington, the married Secret Service agent who lost his job after he stiffed a Colombian hooker. Lucky whore.

Public "Service" Announcement

State Rep. Bob Allen of Florida -- who, naturally, is a married-with-child member of the Republican Party who has co-sponsored bills increasing penalties for public lewdness and solicitation of sex -- gets busted for offering to blow an undercover cop for 20 bucks(!) in a park restroom and what's the best the his lawyer can come up with? "We would hope that everyone takes into consideration Mr. Allen's history of public service." Um, isn't that what got him in this mess in the first place? The Miami Herald quotes Allen -- as he was escorted out of the Titusville Police Department and taken to the Brevard County Jail -- as saying it was a "very big misunderstanding" and a "gross mistake." "I'm not in any way associated with that they are saying, this is disgusting." (The Valencia Community College alum neglects to mention that water sports are listed on his Web site as his favorite recreational activity.)

Not for nothing, but I just knew the Defense of Marriage Act wasn't strong enough to stop this kind of thing. Sen. David Vitter was right -- we need a constitutional amendment to maintain the sanctity of marriage -- and we need it now!!!