Tickle My Prostate

Kevin Clash, puppeteer who voiced Elmo, cleared of three sexual abuse lawsuits 

That may be so, but he did put his hand up Elmo's butt on countless occasions.

Talking Tina

'Elmo' allegedly had meth-fueled sex 

with man who claims he was 16 

at start of 'years-long' affair

Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street ... 'cause I wanna buy some meth:

Via The New York Post:

A Pennsylvania man claims he had a crystal meth-fueled sexual affair with former Elmo voice Kevin Clash, the boy toy claimed in a bombshell lawsuit. Sheldon Stephens, 24, made a out-of-court settlement with Elmo’s voice late last year before ripping up that deal. Stephens recanted his admission that sex with Clash was consensual, adult affair. Now Stephens is claiming, in federal lawsuit filed last night, that he started having sex with Clash when he was just 16 in 2004. Clash regularly sent a chauffeur to Harrisburg to bring Stephens to New York as part of a “pattern of sexual activity … over a period of years,” according to the plaintiff. “Through his various trips to New York, Sheldon also became acquainted with the chauffeur who transported him to Clash’s apartment,” according to the complaint. “On one occasion, a male chauffeur drove Clash and Sheldon to the chauffeur’s apartment, where they had a crystal meth sex party. While in the apartment, Clash smoked crystal meth while engaging in sexual activity with Sheldon.” The lawsuit does not state when the alleged drug-fueled sex affair happened. The lawsuit added: “While Clash had sexual contact with Sheldon, the chauffeur watched and masturbated.” Clash resigned from “Sesame Street” on Nov. 20 after Stephens and another young man claimed to have had underaged sex with the popular puppeteer. Clash's lawyer declined comment this morning, saying he hadn't reviwed the lawsuit yet.

Felt Soft

 Perhaps the only thing worse than being accused of preying on underage teens is being accused of preying on underage teens and not being able to get it up. Read HERE.

Meet the Guy Who F**ked Elmo (UPDATE)

According to The Smoking Gun, this is the asshole who dragged Kevin Clash's name through the mud claiming he'd had a sexual relationship with the Elmo puppeteer when he (Sheldon Stephens) was underage. The Smoking Gun notes that the 24-year-old was once arrested for the knifepoint robbery of $250,000 in jewelry from a music manager for whom he interned. (The apple didn't fall far from the tree: Mom was arrested in 2011 for stabbing her husband with scissors.) That he would do something so vile to Clash and is an "struggling model/actor" tells me I'm only giving him what he wants by posting his name and photo. But I prefer to think of it was an America's Most Unwanted poster.  Read HERE.

UPDATE: I was away when this story turned a corner, but I have a feeling I owe Sheldon Stephens an apology. Read HERE.