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GQ Names Jon Hamm Its Man of Decade

How do we feel about this? I guess it beats Clooney.

Jon Hamm's Huge Schlong Is Back on the Market

The former "Mad Men" star and reported monster-cock owner and longtime love Jennifer Westfeldt announced on Labor Day that they were no longer together. "With great sadness, we have decided to separate, after 18 years of love and shared history. We will continue to be supportive of each other in every way possible moving forward," they said in a joint statement to Us.

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'Mad' Love

Don's advice to the guy crying at the end of "Mad Men":

Have you tried being more attractive? Always worked for me.

Don Juan

  Well done, NYDN. (How'd I get behind two episodes again!?!!!)

Jon Hamms It Up for GQ

Read what Don Draper has planned for after "Mad Men" HERE.

Hamming It Up

Jon Hamm seems to have enjoyed every minute of the Cardinals' Jon Hamm Night, and who could blame him? “It’s such a great organization,” Hamm said, according to MLB.com. “It’s been a part of my life since… I can’t remember a time that it hasn’t. It’s amazing to be back here.” Video HERE.

Waxing Jon Hamm

I wonder if it's anatomically correct?

He made a hot prom date too, even with the Menendez brothers' hairdo!

Hamm and Sleaze

Learning that Jon Hamm once had floppy hair was shocking enough, but he also worked in porn???? 

Men's Mag Threeway

Watch Tom Hardly take it off HERE.

The magazine industry is struggling, but god love 'em for putting all of these handsome men out front to lure us into paying attention. Now can I admit I have never seen Tom Hardy in anything, know who Aaron Taylor-Johnson is or heard of Nylon Guys magazine?

Schwing Shift

Dear Jon Hamm:

You can't complain about everyone pointing out your big cock if you're going to continue to parade around the set of "Mad Men" like this. The 1960s were a long time ago, but underwear had been invented.

Love,

Kenny

Tuesday Ad Watch

Did Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce come up with this binge-drinking campaign running on New York City subways? 'Cause that sure looks like Don, who we all know never says no to a refill.

Can't Imagine Anyone Faulting Elmo for Molesting This One

Although Jon Hamm is way too old for him. 

(I wonder if the Mad Man put his hand up Elmo's butt.)

Slowly Going 'Mad'

  Finished watcing Season 5 of "Mad Men" last night. (Wow!) At this rate, I will be prepared to discuss tonight's premiere around February 2014. Any thoughts about last season or predictions for the new one?

Jon Hamm: 'My Eyes Are Up Here, Boys'

I don't believe Jon Hamm for a minute when he tells Rolling Stone that he wants people to stop talking about his enormous schlong. That would be like me complaining about people telling me I'm sexy and hilarious. #Crickets

Read HERE.

What a Hamm

Report: Jon Hamm ordered by network to stop showing off his penis. Clearly AMC is not being run by a straight woman or gay man. And in case you're wondering, Netflix will briefly have Season 5 available (starting March 25) for two weeks before the season premiere. My DVR erased an episode back then and I never rebounded, so this is good news.

More photos HERE.

Hamming It Up

OK, guys: You've got some explaining to do. How come no one alerted me to this?

Sex on a Beach

Despite my best efforts, I ended up not watching all of last season of "Mad Men." (My DVR skipped an episode and then every spiraled out of control from there.) From the office gossip, I thought Don had gotten a divorce, but based on these new photos from the upcoming season, I'm back to not being sure what happened. Is Season 5 on Netflix yet? Pics from HERE. It's a pity Jon Hamm's suit doesn't show off his best asset.

Walking Down Madison

I swear Jon Hamm never had a gun, but whatever's in his pants sure looks loaded (click above photo to enlarge). Of course, it's not the first time the Dapper Don has teased us with his bulge.