Page 1 Roundup (03/21)

The Daily News: Demented dad offers gruesome confession in death of five-week-old baby boy: “I got angry and threw Aiden to the ground face-first"

This has porn plot written all over it

Time: 74 people at Temple University contracted the mumps(!)

NYC Health: At least 181 people in New York City have contracted measles since October

Vox: Yet another Trump cabinet member faces ethics probe

Bloomberg: And how is Labor Secretary Alexander Acosta not in jail?

Deadline: 'West Side Story' taps Corey Stoll as "Lieutenant Schrank" and Brian d'Arcy James as "Sergeant Krupke"

Instagram: Diego Schwartzman and Dominic Thiem make a cute couple

Academic Minute: Why do gay men who become dads, also become activists?

New York Post: More than a third of New Yorkers say they can’t afford to live here

Vulture: Jenny McCarthy confirms she's every bit as stupid as you thought

TPM: Massage parlor magnate(!) denies reports she hawked Trump access

Instagram: Whatever Chris Mazdzer's doing, it's working

The Washington Post: The Brexit mess gets messier as the deadline nears

The New York Times: Confusion, then prayer, in cockpit of doomed Lion Air jet (thanks, Crazy Donald)

Months after John McCain's death, Trump keeps feud with him alive 

How parents are robbing their children of adulthood

The Wall Street Journal: 'It takes over your life': Waze volunteers work for the love of maps

On this day 16 years ago: The only good thing to come out of the tragic and illegal war in Iraq was that the Gray Lady hired me to help edit the influx of copy coming from the Middle East

Corey Stoll on Bottoming for Andrew Rannells on ‘Girls’

Elijah's relationship with superfamous TV anchorman Dill is the most interesting thing about "Girls" these days. Read what Corey Stoll has to say about his compromising position HERE.

'Naked' and Sacred

Some fun David Sedaris news for you: Popnography reports that one of the writer's stories will be adapted for the big screen for the first time ever. Sedaris has long refused to have anything to do with the big screen because he wanted to protect his (often-written-about) family. But when director Kyle Patrick Alvarez approached him about turning the story of his experiences as an apple picker in Oregon -- chronicled in the essay "C.O.G." in the bestselling "Naked" -- into a film, the funnyman was on board. (Sedaris' family isn't mentioned.) "C.O.G." is slated to premiere at the 2013 Sundance Dramatic Competition and will star two openly gay actors, Denis O'Hare and Jonathan Groff, as well as sexy Corey Stoll, whose mustache dazzled audiences as Ernest Hemingway in "Midnight in Paris."