'Tis the Season

Now Hallmark Channel is just pandering to me: There's a Christmas movie on right now starring the hot guy who f**ked Bryan Singer to get the role in "Superman Returns"; Gregory Harrison; AND a basket of kittens ... set in a firehouse! And there's a Bundt cake. 

How can I not believe in Santa now? 

UPDATE:

Just now realizing "The Nine Kittens of Christmas" is a sequel to a less cat-intensive film -- "The Nine Lives of Christmas" -- I watched with the sound off a couple years ago! 

Diminishing 'Returns'

"Superman Returns" was on at the gym today. I'll bet it would have relaunched the franchise just fine if Brandon Routh had also f**ked every person who bought a ticket.

'Super' Dad

People magazine reports that former Superman Brandon Routh and his actress wife, Courtney Ford, welcomed their first child on Friday. And all this time I thought vagina was his kryptonite.

Superlegs!

Superman Brandon Routh shows off his legs of steel yesterday at the Soccer for Survivors Celebrity Soccer Match held at Beverly Hills High School in Beverly Hills, California.

Previously:

Super Bulge

Got Tights?

Super, to Say the Least

Spirit of '78