Tennis Tuesday

 

For new dad Robert Farah, it can't be easy playing peek-a-boo with an ass THAT BIG.

Tennis Tuesday

 

Leave it to Colombian doubles specialist Robert Farah to make putting up a Christmas tree seem nearly pornographic. See BELOW.

Mask4Masc: Men's Tennis Edition

Nice to see four men from the world of professional tennis taking the coronavirus pandemic seriously. Who wore it best: Stan Wawrinka, Cameron Henricy Trigolos, Robert Farah or Reba Fan Club president Jan-Michael Gambill? 

Weekend Tennis Roundup

The U.S. Open is on: Formal announcement expected soon

This weekend's charity exhibition in Belgrade had it all -- exciting tennis featuring top-ranked players competing in a picturesque venue along the Danube River. The only problem with this stop on Novak Djokovic's Adria Tour is that Serbia is in complete denial about the new coronavirus, (They're not Little Russia for nothing.) prompting us to dub the event the (Re)Infect Open. No sooner had play gotten under way it was announced that the Montenegro leg was scrapped due to the fact that Serbia is still among the countries whose citizens are banned from entering the Adriatic republic due to the pandemic. (Go figure. Way to plan, Nole!) 

In the end, Dominic Thiem was crowned champion, defeating local boy Filip Krajinovic in the final after some exciting round-robin matchups. The next leg will be held in Croatia’s coastal resort of Zadar on June 20-21, while the final leg is due in Bosnia’s city of Banja Luka on July 3 and 4.

Lots more eye candy and manspreading from the event HERE.

Meanwhile at Patrick Mouratoglou’s academy in Nice, France, a lineup of pretty boys including Benoit Paire, Stefanos Tsitsipas, Matteo Berrettini, Richard Gasquet and David Goffin began squaring off in the Ultimate Tennis Challenge.

The format is filled with gimmicks -- divided into quarters with special "cards" that can be played. But with Daddy Apostolos Tsitsipas cheering from the sidelines in this getup, the whole thing was a tangerine dream. 

Play resumes today. More photos HERE.

Is that the Wormanator's GIANT WORM in those shorts?

Quentin Halys is big leggy

Jan-Michael Gambill had the whole family in town to celebrate his 43rd birthday. (The look on Dad's face tells me everything I need to know about JMG's not fully coming out.) But it was time with his new cat that really caught my eye. Especially when Leo helped Jan-Michael's tits LOAD THE DISHWASHER.

Stan found time to hang out with some HOT FRIENDS.

Last week I mentioned an event that featured several Croatian players including Borna Coric and Donna Vekic. I was under the impression it was related to Novak Djokovic's multi-city Balkans tour. But it turns out it was a separate humanitarian event held in Osijek. 

In addition to current pros, the event featured a couple of local legends -- former Grand Slam champs Ivo Majoli and Goran Ivanisevic, who played doubles with young tennis hopes. The team Majoli and Matej Dodig won 4:2 against Ivanisevic and Lucija Faj.

Borna learns the Asics of playing guitar

More details and photos HERE.

I gave Goran a JA and the jersey a big NEIN.

JJ Wolf is a stud. But I don't feel like you guys fully appreciated how hot his mustachioed daddy was back in the day. 

Pospisil's friend looks like he executes just fine to me. Too bad his IG is private.

Noah Rubin always scores with his social media, this time with a WET T-SHIRT CONTEST.

Thiem practiced risking his life in Flatschach before putting it on the line again in Belgrade.

And found someone to play golf with who has a bigger ass than he does.

And speaking of which: Another week, another Robert Farah ASS WORKOUT.

The good kind of "Karen"

Borna Coric freezes up worse than a round of 16 Grand Slam match

Getting limber with Martin Nosko

Hunky Denis Kudla's officially off the market

Reilly Opelka and his model friend Tanz are angling to be featured on Mask4Masc

Thommy DOES VENICE.

Liam Broady claims to be taken. Yet he parades around town like this ...

Working Out at Home With Robert Farah

Is it just me, or does this one always seem to wind up in this position? 

Farah is doing an Instagram love workout session! pic.twitter.com/xNxQOOYMcP

— Borna Coric fan (@Bornacoricfan) March 23, 2020

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Tony-nominated ‘Mary Poppins’ star Rebecca Luker has Lou Gehrig’s disease

Virginia plans to make sex legal for unmarried people

Towleroad: Did Luke Evans and boyfriend Rafa Olarra go ‘Instagram official?’

Boy Culture: Historical diary contains early example of homosexual tolerance 

Gay Star News: Switzerland passed a new law to ban discrimination based on people’s sexual orientation

Washington Blade: Meet D.C.'s most eligible singles!



Greg in Hollywood: Doubles star Robert Farah mysteriously exonerated, will return to ATP Tour

Socialite's Life: I never thought I could feel sorry for a rich supermodel and her hot husband ... until now

Newsweek: Speaker Pelosi's House is working overtime and so is Senate leader McConnell -- to kill everything on arrival 

Trump's retaliation against impeachment witnesses spurs call to investigate aid fierce criticism -- but you can bet he'll get away with it



New York Post: Sleazy Pamela Anderson is no dummy

I think what the criminal trial of Harvey Weinstein shows is that he can be a violent racist AND his victims can be shameless opportunists 

The Washington Post: The U.S. Department of Justice is now working full time to re-elect Donald Trump 

Sanders may be on the verge of another New Hampshire win. Democrats aren't ready to get behind him.

Justice Department sues ‘sanctuary’ jurisdictions in new crackdown over immigration enforcement

Michael Gerson: By any measure, Buttigieg is Trump’s proven superior

The New York Times: ‘Like Europe in Medieval times’: Virus slows China’s economy

Elizabeth Warren is running her race. The real one may be passing her by.

Sanders and Buttigieg close out New Hampshire pitching different visions

Trump’s $4.8 trillion budget would cut safety net programs and boost defense

The Wall Street Journal: The weirdest Subway restaurant in America

Doctor sentenced to five lifetime terms for sexually abusing boys

Hot Cats of the Day: These film-noir cuties even have a tie to the movie industry!

Tennis Tuesday

Robert Farah is at it again -- only this time he's got a new GINGER TRAINER.

UPDATE: Where's the (contaminated) beef?

Hmm. Gaspar Ribeiro Lança writes that Farah says the substance is often found in Colombian meat, an argument already made by the Colombian Olympic Committee in 2018. Wants to prove he's completely innocent. A quick internet search shows this is an oft-used excuse athletes try that does not check out. Very sad.

Weekend Tennis Roundup

Daniil Medvedev beat Alexander Zverev in straight sets to win the Shanghai Masters, continuing his incredible form that kicked into high gear this summer. 

Appearing in a sixth straight final, the young Russian overcame Zverev 6-4, 6-1 to pick up his first ever victory over the German following four losses. Medvedev’s success in Shanghai earned him a seventh career title and fourth of 2019, in a season that has seen the 23-year-old assert himself as the most likely of the "Next Gen" of players to break the stranglehold of the big three of Novak Djokovic, Roger Federer — both of whom were upset in China — and Rafael Nadal at the top of the sport. Djokovic’s loss will ensure Nadal regains the No. 1 ranking, if only temporarily. 

And in the week's most exciting news, Coco Gauff won her first WTA tour title by beating Jelena Ostapenko 6-3, 1-6, 6-2 on Sunday to lift the Linz Open trophy. Gauff, 15, who reached the fourth round at Wimbledon and third round at the U.S. Open, entered the tournament as a lucky loser, replacing injured sixth seed Maria Sakkari, having initially failed to make the main draw after suffering a straight-sets defeat to Germany's Tamara Korpatsch in qualifying. 

Add Coco to the list!

Her second-round win against Kateryna Kozlova earlier in the week secured her a place in the top 100 of the women's rankings and a first WTA tour quarterfinal, from which the teenager emerged victorious after seeing off top seed and world No. 8 Kiki Bertens in straight sets. Gauff's first tour semifinal led to her first final thanks to a win over Andrea Petkovic of Germany, again in straight sets. "I'm still overwhelmed and shocked," Gauff said after her victory on Sunday. "I guess it's crazy to say it's my first WTA title.

Sweden's Rebecca Peterson won her second title of the 2019 Asian swing as she defeated Britain's Heather Watson 6-4 6-4 in the Tianjin Open final on Sunday

Brazil's Bruno Soares says working hard and believing things would eventually get better has paid off for him and partner Mate Pavic. The duo, who have been playing together since Queen's Club, won their maiden team title at the Shanghai Masters this past week. No. 8 seeds Soares and Pavic dropped just six games en route to beating defending champions Lukasz Kubot and Marcelo Melo 6-4, 6-2 in the final. 

Jonny O’Mara and Ken Skupski from Great Britian captured the doubles title at the Internationaux de Tennis de Vendée held at the Vendespace Arena in La Roche sur Yon, beating Sander Arends and David Pel from the Netherlands 6-1, 6-4. The encounter lasted 52 minutes.

Neal Skupski -- who lost with Jamie Murray to Soares/Pavic in the Shanghai semis -- wished his big brother well. 

In Challenger land, where all my favorite hunks seem to play anymore:

 Australian dreamboat Christopher O’Connell turned in a dominant performance all week at the NorthBay Healthcare Men’s Pro Championship, and that didn’t change at all Sunday, even if the level of opponent did. 

The 29-year-old Sydney native needed just one hour, 10 minutes to beat seasoned 29-year-old veteran Steve Johnson 6-4, 6-4. 

Hubba hubba!

Around the net ...

Robert Farah strikes again ...

Which didn't go unnoticed by Robert Lindstedt! 

Talk about a birthday present, girl!

Liam's got that right!

Borna recruits another kid to the gay lifestyle ...

Vasek Pospisil built on his U.S. Open upset of Karen Khachanov, beating Sousa and Mannarino to qualify in Shangahi, then knocking out No. 14 seed Diego Schwartzman in the first round before pushing eventual champion Medvedev to two tight sets in the second round.

Alex Robein + Albano Olivetti = heaven.

(With wire services)