Bob Hartley Only Has Eyes for Emily

Let's be honest ...

any day with Morgan Fairchild in it is a good day.

From HERE.

Calendar Man

With a bod like this, who wouldn't want to sponsor James Ellis' 2009 fitness calendar? Learn more HERE.

Sexy James reminds me of swimmer Steve Lyon, star of the 1987 film "Campus Man," about the making of the first beefcake sports calendar. This cinematic classic was filmed on the campus of Arizona State University while I was a student there, and I worked as an extra for about 10 hours in a pool scene that filmed until about 4 in the morning, listening to the same lines ...

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. On behalf of Image magazine and Charity Dive '87, I'd like to welcome you to the ASU swim stadium. I'm the host for the evening, Molly Gibson. Image magazine is here, at the ASU swim stadium, to announce the man with the look of the '80s ..."

over and over and over.

 (We were "paid" in pizza.)

Yet despite all our valiant efforts and endless patience, I don't see even a second of me on-screen. Thanks for nothing, Morgan Fairchild ...

Still, it's hard to be that bitter after getting to spend hours watching him do retakes of this ...

UPDATE:

More about the film HERE.