Page 1 Roundup (11/09)

The Daily News: Trump fires Attorney General Jeff Sessions, installs Mueller critic as temporary replacement

Man without pants falls through Waffle House ceiling in failed burglary attempt

JUDGE FOR YOURSELF: Did @Acosta "plac[e] his hands on a young woman just trying to do her job as a @WhiteHouse intern," as @PressSec claims? Here’s the video of the exchange being used as pretext to suspend @Acosta's credentials. pic.twitter.com/3ku9C2iBrk

— Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel) November 8, 2018

Freedom of the press -- what freedom of the press?

Hate crime suspect wanted in Los Angeles for randomly pulling wigs off the heads of Orthodox Jewish women

New York Post: Democrats say Sessions firing could spark ‘constitutional crisis’

The New York Times: Jeff Sessions is forced out as attorney general as Trump installs loyalist

Why Democrats' gain was more impressive than it appears

What Democratic control of the House could mean for your wallet

Trump's appointment of acting attorney general is unconstitutional

Tampa Bay Times: Trump is considering Fox News darling and sycophant Pam Bondi as next attorney general

The Wall Street Journal: That raccoon digging through your trash might be a star in Seoul

Page 1 Roundup (01/05)

The Daily News: Notice how Republicans only have a hard-on about states' rights when it's a red state

Investigators believe newly released D.B. Cooper letter confirms plane hijacking suspect

The New York Post: This is what a 'bomb cyclone' looks like

The New York Times: Counsel is told of Donald's effort to keep grip on Russia inquiry

A rival steps up to challenge Turkey's President Erdogan

The Washington Post: Run, don’t walk, to replace your iPhone battery for $29

The Wall Street Journal: Videogame stars have fans, fortunes—and utterly baffled parents 

Page 1 Roundup (09/27)

The Daily News: Maria-ravaged Puerto Rico left in misery without power, water and food

From HERE.

The New York Post: Peyton Manning might be considering Senate run in 2020

The New York Times: The Trump administration once again focuses on the wrong issue

The Wall Street Journal: The American Legion: Hollywood’s Hottest Private Club

Ernie Keebler Defends Fellow Elf Jeff Sessions

Funny or Die puts words into Ernie Keelber's mouth:

Justice Department Declares War on LGBT Community

We are officially under attack, folks. Racist Keebler Elf is clearly trying to get back in Trump's good graces -- and he doesn't care how many lives he destroys along the way.

ACLU Comment on Justice Department Position on Civil Rights Act and LGBT Protections 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
July 26, 2017

Contact: Gabriela Melendez, gmelendez@aclu.org, 202-906-9605

NEW YORK — The Justice Department filed a brief today arguing that LGBT people are not protected from discrimination under Title VII of the Civil Rights Act.

James Esseks, director of the American Civil Liberties Union's LGBT & HIV Project, said:

“On the day that will go down in history as Anti-LGBT Day, comes one more gratuitous and extraordinary attack on LGBT people’s civil rights. The Sessions-led Justice Department and the Trump administration are actively working to expose people to discrimination.

“Fortunately, courts will decide whether the Civil Rights Act protects LGBT people, not an Attorney General and a White House that are hell-bent on playing politics with people's lives. We are confident that the courts will side with equality and the people.”

While I like what the ACLU has to say about this backwoods attack on a certain class of people, my faith in the courts is nowhere near as strong as theirs -- especially after Democrats were literally robbed of a Supreme Court seat by Mitch McConnell, perhaps the worst Republican of them all.

Page 1 Roundup (06/14)

The New York Post: Jeff Sessions denies collusion during at-times heated Senate testimony

School is in Sessions: Watch HERE.

The Daily News: President Trump said House health care bill is 'mean' 

The New York Times: Jeff Sessions needs to go back to making cookies in a tree

The Wall Street Journal: You Seem Tense! Hang On, I’ll Go Get My Pneumatic Sander

Fasten Your Seat Belts, Americans ...

It's going to be a bumpy four more years.

This is the correct response to Donald Trump's “Presidential Commission on Election Integrity.”

Is there any chance Kris Kobach's middle initial isn't K?