Page 1 Roundup (10/20)

By the way, if any of your wacky friends or family try to say Gore sued in 2000 over the election results please tell them (in a Donald Trump voice): WRONG! Florida state law MANDATED a recount because of how close the vote was and Gore requested requested a hand recount in certain counties because of ballot irregularities, etc. Bush then sued all the way to the Supreme Court to stop it -- and Gore still graciously conceded in the end..

Cop who fatally shot schizophrenic Bronx woman broke NYPD's 'isolate and contain' rule for mentally ill / Read HERE.

Trump Won’t Say if He Will Accept Election Results / Read HERE.

What Does Nevada’s $35 Billion Fund Manager Do All Day? Nothing / Read HERE.

A Tip for George W. Bush

Leisa Smith: Thank you for your service!

George W. Bush ripped on social media by waitress in tasteless 9/11 joke after he left generous tip for her

The Daily News:

Former President George W. Bush and his wife Laura were satisfied with their service at a restaurant last week — so much so the they took a photo with the waitress and left her a hearty $40 tip on the measly $21.47 bill. But for some reason, their server, Leisa Smith, decided to pay them back by sharing the snap with a tasteless 9/11 caption directed at Bush on her Twitter page.

I'll tell ya what. I'm sure the families of the thousands and thousands of dead Americans, coalition forces and innocent Iraqis caught up in the eight years, eight months and 28 days of violence -- not to mention the causalities that have ensued by the complete destabilization of the country and the region as a result or W's decision to invade Iraq under false pretenses -- would be more than happy to have this "tasteless" thing that happened to the Bushes be the worst thing that's ever happened to them. Honest to God. Personally, I think the Daily News should have named her Person of the Week.

Sign Language

   Yeah ... no.

Safety Last

The U.S. needs to adopt Britain's election system -- six weeks or so of campaigning and then vote -- but since it's never gonna happen, could not let this doozy from Wednesday's debate go by without mentioning it. I can't believe we still have 14 more months of this!

Touch and Go

Man Arrested for Sexual Assault on Traverse City Beach 

Why does this story from UpNorth.com(!) sound so familiar?

Traverse City Police arrested a man who they believe was responsible for a sexual assault on the Volleyball Court Beach on West Bay yesterday. According to police, the female victim was lying on the beach when the suspect, Noah Randall, approached her from behind, asking her if she would like a "massage.".When the woman declined the offer, Randall reached down and grabbed her. He then left the area on a bicycle.

Tempest in a Tea Party

 Are we sure this is even a scandal?

Bush-Whacked

Barbara Bush says 'we've had enough Bushes' when asked whether Jeb will run in 2016, as the living Presidents gather at Dubya's library

Truer words were never spoken. Read HERE.

Bush League

So Funny We Forgot to Laugh

This guy, in particular, is not amused:

A Message to George W. Bush 

and Dick Cheney From a Dying Veteran

Read HERE.