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Bad Hed: "Questions Linger on Found Mo. Boy": Why are they already calling this poor kid names? Just because he was probably molested by some sick pizza/funeral parlor employee doesn't make him a "mo." (WP)

Irreconcilable Mouth Sores: Did you notice that baby Justine Henin-Hardenne pulled out of this year's Australian Open due to "personal reasons"? Turns out she and her hubby, Pierre-Yves Hardenne, are headed to divorce court. Justine hasn't spoken to her father and brothers in ages, and now even her "savior" can't take her self-centered ways anymore. (NYDN)

Baby, It's You: QueerBeacon has a theory about Jake Gyllenhaal's manservant in the green warmup jacket. (QB)

Too Good to Be True? New York's new governor, Eliot Spitzer, has done it again. He just appointed Sean Patrick Maloney, the out politician who lost his bid for New York attorney general in 2006, to serve as the first deputy secretary to the governor. The statement released by the governor's office indicated that Maloney will focus on Spitzer's strategic and policy priorities. Then on Sunday, Spitzer announced that he would nominate Theodore T. Jones Jr., a black judge who has served in Brooklyn for 17 years, to a seat on the Court of Appeals. Everything I read about Spitzer is just great ... it makes me wonder if some ugly skeletons will be walking out of his closet soon? (Advocate)