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My Good Friend Henry Kissthinger: Like most things on Fox News, at least 75 percent of it isn't true. But you can't help but wonder if Roger Friedman (Fox 411) is on to something with this item about Barbara Walters getting all bent out of shape by Rosie O'Donnell teasing her about all of her "fancy" rich friends (YouTube clip here), especially given the fact that Babs has no sense of humor whatsoever (see Kathy Griffin). (Fox)

Hollywood and Becks: It's official: Soccer sexpot David Beckham is coming to Los Angeles! Becks agreed to a five-year deal with the Los Angeles Galaxy of Major League Soccer, leaving the Real Madrid club at which he enjoyed worldwide popularity but experienced disappointment on the field. Beckham, the former English captain who also starred for Manchester United, will join the Galaxy after his contract with Real Madrid expires on June 30. Los Angeles opens its season April 8 in Houston. "I am proud to have played for two of the biggest clubs in football and I look forward to the new challenge of growing the world's most popular game in a country that is as passionate about its sport as my own," he said. If he thought he experienced disappointment in Europe, wait till he plays in front of empty stands in America ... and I can hardly wait to see how many more pounds Posh Spice loses to keep up with the Olsens. (AP) (P.S. As sexy as I think Becks is -- and I do -- it is kind of funny to take a close look at him and see just how British he truly is, if you know what I mean ---> click here.)

A Rosie Defense: Say what you will about Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Penn Ritchie -- she's loyal to her friends. (Well, when she's not stealing their lesbian lovers that is.) (AP)