Monday, November 24, 2008

'Witch' Craft

I couldn't help but get nostalgic last night when a friend e-mailed to say that they were updating the (classic-to-me) Disney "Witch Mountain" movies. I was obsessed with the originals, and still have both instant paperbacks in my collection today. While Jodie Foster and Helen Hunt were the best-remembered child actresses of the 1970s, for me the one with the most box-office appeal by far was Kim Richards. (She was pretty as Marcia and tough as Jodie, but seemed like way more fun than both!) After falling in love with her Prudence in "Nanny and the Professor," my siblings and I raced to see 1975's "Escape to Witch Mountain." (ESP, telekinesis, Winky the cat AND a totally cute brother -- what more could a gay boy ask for?)

And just when I thought that was the greatest movie of all time, she topped herself a year later in "No Deposit, No Return" as a kidnapped heiress opposite Don Knotts and David Niven! (You KNOW how badly I dreamed of being kidanapped!) Next she turned up as James' kid sister on the unparalleled "James at 15" before making the greatest sequel of all time(!), "Return From Witch Mountain" in 1978 -- opposite Bette Davis! (You could also get your weekly fill of her on television as she made guest appearances on virtually every big show of the decade, including "Family," "The Streets of San Francisco," "Police Woman" and "The Rockford Files.")

Before tonight, I hadn't thought of Kim in ages until her name popped up a couple years ago in an article about Paris Hilton. Like that big-foot doesn't HAVE EVERYTHING already, it turns out Kim is her aunt! (Kathy Hilton is Kim's sister.)
A quick look at IMDB and I discovered that not only did Kim and her onscreen brother Ike Eisenmann appear in "The Blair Witch Mountain Project" spoof in 2002 (anyone see that???), they're also reprising their roles in the new "Race to Witch Mountain"! (This time instead of the lovable Eddie Albert they have The Rock playing the grownup.) I'm hoping the film comes out at just the right moment so I can take my nephew, AJ, to see it. Sure, it's a kids movie. But something tells me a Kim Richards cameo (and some Sno-Caps) could make me outkid any 6-year-old any day of the week. Thanks for the heads-up, Steve. Now keep me posted on the "Apple Dumpling Gang," "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" and " Bedknobs and Broomsticks" remakes, would ya?

A Picture Is Worth a Thousand Words

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure the last time I saw the wonderful and talented Jessica Lange she was looking plastic-surgery weird. But these photos from over the weekend at a launch party here in New York for her just-released "50 Photographs by Jessica Lange," she looked positively normal -- and radiant.

From the moment I laid eyes on her in "King Kong" when I was 9 I loved her (even though it was a bomb, I saw it on the big screen with my parents during the infamous Blue Gremlin period right when it opened). The fun "How to Beat the High Cost of Living" and the shockingly erotic "Postman Always Rings Twice" sealed the deal, and then her Oscar darling period of "Frances," "Tootsie," "Country" and "Sweet Dreams" proved she was a true talent. ("Crimes of the Heart" is another fave of mine.) Like most actresses of a certain age, there don't seem to be too many good parts for Jessica these days (the last time I saw her was in that HBO film "Normal"), and I'm afraid her upcoming turn as Big Edie opposite Drew Barrymore's Little in the film version of "Grey Gardens" has disaster written all over it. Still, it's nice to see she's doing the things she loves.

Jeff Daniels looks a little too "normal," and then there's Tommy Tune ...

Spain's Reign

In what should have been called the Battle of the Beautiful People, a Nadal-less Spain stunned Argentina to take home the Davis Cup on Sunday, with Fernando Verdasco beating Jose Acasuso in five sets to clinch the tie 3-1. While the defeat was devastating for the favored host Argentina, all that man candy on the court could only be considered a win-win for fans of the game ...

Members of the Spainish team, Feliciano Lopez, Marcel Granollers, Santiago Ventura, David Ferrer, Fernando Verdasco and head coach Emilio Sanchez (Ventura is the team's hitting partner.)

Argentina's captain Alberto Mancini, David Nalbandian, Agustin Calleri, Juan Martin Del Potro, and Jose Acasuso

I'm not entirely sure why these Spanish fans were carrying around pairs of red underwear, unless they belong to Rafael Nadal ...

Morning Wood: Benjamin Godfre

(Click HERE to see sexy Ben in nothing but a jockstrap)

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(Tom Cullis Photography)

Ruling: Gays Get to Be Creeped Out by That eHarmony Guy, Too

Full story HERE.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Sunday Worship: Tom Brady

Love that I'm-on-my-way-to-the-Westside-Club look on his face.