Page 1 Roundup (04/23)

The Daily News: Out-of-state healthcare workers fighting coronavirus in NYC get surprise standing ovation from cops

Supreme Court seat thief Mitch McConnell thinks a Democrat might win in November so is already plotting his next diabolical move

A couple from England sailed across the Atlantic on their yacht and did not learn about the coronavirus pandemic until they tried to dock at a Caribbean island a month later

CNN: Two cats in New York are first pets known to have coronavirus in the U.S.; both are presumed to have gotten it from owners but are expected to fully recover

Jump: Thong Thursday

The Advocate: Cyndi Lauper to headline digital benefit for LGBTQ nightlife workers

Pro Publica: Jared Kushner has been put in charge of the White House’s Covid-19 response -- without any evident experience

Reuters: Former Labradoodle breeder tapped to lead U.S. pandemic task force

AP: Hot Pockets heiress seeks to avoid prison time, citing coronavirus

The WoW Report: Justin Trudeau's sexy hair flip

Gr8er Days:  Tom Lester, goofy Eb Dawson from 'Green Acres,' died this week -- marking the passing of the final regular cast member of the long-running series.

RIP to Shirley Knight, the versatile actress whose career spanned 60 years (longer, if you take into account an uncredited appearance in 1955's Picnic). She has died at 83.

Boy Culture: Dreamy Joseph Bottoms (if only he would)

Eater: Three veteran NYC restaurateurs die due to coronavirus

Brian  Ferrari: What's it's like to get a drive-through coronavirus test

Decider: Joshua Jackson’s hot dad is the secret breakout star of ‘Little Fires Everywhere’

Towleroad: ‘Will & Grace’ cast -- sans Megan Mullally -- reflects on their favorite guest stars, saying goodbye, and the show’s most awkward kisses

Time: Netflix doc reveals the queer romance behind 'A League of Their Own'

Greg in Hollywood: Congrats to Colton Haynes on becoming a cat dad!

Rolling Stone: Marianne Faithfull has been released from the hospital and is recovering at home after a three-week stay from the coronavirus

New York Post: Mickey Mantle’s creepy come-on detailed in new reporter memoir

Robbie Amell says new Amazon show ‘Upload’ combines his favorite genres

Page Six: Who wants to go halfsies on this 'Bachelorette' alum's OnlyFans?

The Washington Post: He became one of America’s most famous widowers -- thanks to his dying wife. Now he’s trying to teach us about grief.

The startling discovery that the virus was responsible for a Feb. 6 death in California raises questions about where else it might have been spreading undetected

A mysterious blood-clotting complication is killing coronavirus patients



The New York Times: Fox News stars touted a malaria drug, until they didn’t

Help! My mask fogs my glasses

Falling in love again with ‘All About Eve’

The Wall Street Journal: Fitness guru’s home workouts leave parents in need of ice packs

Val Kilmer walked like a cowboy and talked like a comedian

VA didn’t publicly acknowledge shortages, top officials say

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Wrestle Wednesday

If you've got it, FLAUNT IT.

Throngs of Thongs

Trust me, you're gonna want to see what this guy and his friends look like WEARING THONGS.

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Readers Get the Shaft

These are actual product descriptions of items readers purchased from Amazon.com via my blog (Amazon sells thongs?). It's reassuring to know that some of my readers' balls won't be getting squished tonight. What direction do you like your shaft to be pointing?

Balls in One Brief: Finally a brief that holds everything in place and doesnt squish your balls! Designed to fit a mans anatomy perfectly with a cool mesh pouch for your sack and a unique fit that helps your shaft to point up. Made from a soft, moisture-wicking blend of spun polyester and nylon, this brief provides unparalleled comfort and a unique wearing experience. Make your choice in sexy black or pure white. Also available in thong and Erector Brief styles.

Balls in One Black Thong: This is the most unique thong weve ever had the pleasure to wear. Its designed with a cool mesh pouch for your sack that holds your balls while your shaft points up. This thong conforms to the male anatomy and provides unparalleled comfort. Made from a soft blend of 95% cotton / 5% lycra and Manufactured by King Style exclusively for International Jock. Also available in brief and Erector Brief styles.

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