Eva Longoria's Shear Delight

Can't blame Eva Longoria for being all smiles around her former boy-toy gardener. I never watched "Desperate Housewives," but Jesse Metcalfe has long been on my radar -- especially when he's wearing a thong or playing tennis shirtless!

Jesse Metcalfe Does Hard Time

And you'll spend some time hard too when you see this full prison spread by photographer Stephen Busken HERE.

Wet 'n' Wild With Jesse Metcalfe

I've still got no desire to watch the "Dallas" reboot. But please let it last as many seasons as the original so ads like this will continue to be plastered all over Manhattan.

Jesse Metcalfe Plays Shirtless Tennis

Jesus. I never said I was an atheist -- I said I was agnostic.

From HERE.

Jesse's Girl

I'm sorry, but Jesse Metcalfe is still ridiculously hot.

Pool Boy

Remember that party at Cain at the Cove Atlantis on Paradise Island in the Bahamas I blogged about yesterday? Here's another look at "Desperate Housewives" sexpot Jesse Metcalfe cooling off in the pool. (Just asking: Did someone have a man-boob reduction?)

Jesse Metcalfe: Double Trouble

Pool Boy: And by the way, Jess, I love your man boobs. (JustJared)

Fully Loaded: "Is this where I audition for a new acting job?" No, Jesse, this is a night club. (X17)