BRA-DY! BRA-DY!

It's not just the gay boys who are begging for more Brady Quinn. (NYT)

Brady's Buzzcut

Quarterback Brady Quinn buzzed off his trademark locks. What do we think?

Brady Quinn: Picture Perfect?

Brady Quinn nearly lived up to the enormous hype that surrounds him in his pro debut on Saturday night. With flashbulbs popping all around the stadium, Quinn threw two fourth-quarter touchdown passes in his first NFL exhibition game and looked better than any Cleveland quarterback in the Browns' 23-20 loss to the visiting Detroit Lions. Let's hope Browns coach Romeo Crennel gives Brady more chances this season, a situation that is unlikely given that there are already two other men vying for Cleveland's starting quarterback position, Charlie Frye and Derek Anderson, both of whom were booed by Browns fans at Saturday's game.

Did you get a load of what NFL Expert Steve Greenberg of the Sporting News had to say about our QB 1? "The first thing I notice about Brady Quinn is his guns. They don't belong on a quarterback's body. If he pulled a Hulk Hogan and kissed his biceps, it would be understandable." (Keep it in your pants, Steve.) And they say I'm bad ...