Remains of the Day (05/18)

Out: The ennui of the Instagay -- an exclusive with North Morgan on his latest novel, "Into?"

Dallas Morning News: Bombs found on campus after school shooters kills 10 near Houston

Boy Culture: GOP candidate films herself harassing trans woman in bathroom

Back2Stonewall: Revisiting John Waters's cult classic "Pink Flamingos"

Bosguy: For fellow furry-chest and lip-hair lovers

The Lester & Charlie Review: 8 simple ways to get a Trump supporter off your back

THR: "Roseanne" co-showrunner Whitney Cummings is leaving

Towleroad: Sex jokes, suggestions her uncle was gay found in newly revealed pages of Anne Frank's diary

The Washington Post: In blow to GOP, House fails to pass massive farm bill in face of conservative Republican showdown

New York Post: Former Playboy model and 7-year-old son plunge 25 stories to their deaths from Gotham Hotel penthouse; woman was said to be distraught she couldn't take child to Europe for summer

Dlisted: Prince Charles will escort Prince Hot Ginge's fish down the aisle

Curbed: What $650,000 buys in New York City right now

Gothamist: Take this Dr. Zizmor quiz from the 1970s!

Daily Intel: Las Vegas gunman railed against government before shooting, police documents show

OMG Blog: Hunky "Big Brother Brazil" star flashes housemate

NewNowNext: Jennifer Aniston, Tig Notaro to play first same-sex White House couple in Netflix comedy "First Ladies"

Matthew's Island of Misfit Toys: They had Speedolike-clad jocks with mustaches in the olden days?

Outsports: Inspired by gay teammates to come out, adorable college runner finds his stride

Dennis, Anyone? (podcast): Dennis Hensley talks to Matt Kugleman about his new film, "Hurricane Bianca"

Hot Cat of the Day: Kudos to the furry critter who showed Vladimir Putin who's boss!

Chelsea Handler and the Down-Low Boyfriend Connection

This photo should quell any gay rumors

I keep hearing Chelsea Handler tease her pal Whitney Cummings about the raven-haired comedian's "new black boyfriend." It seems Chelsea brought Whitney to a taping of "Dancing With the Stars" (Chelsea was only there to support pal Leah Remini), and this giant football player was seated next to them. When Cummings got up to go the bathroom, Chelsea says she asked the jock if he wanted her pal's number and he said yes. (The two have been an item ever since, as evidenced by Cummings' extreme discomfort when asked about the union on last night's "Chelsea Lately.") 

What Chelsea -- and Whitney -- have not mentioned, however, is that Whitney's new lover is none other than "free agent" Kerry Rhodes, who was recently outed by former assistant slash lover Russell "Hollywood" Jackson. Hollywood released dozens of incriminating photos of him and his man, and then went so far as to acknowledge that he was the bottom in the relationship because he "didn't want to do all that damn work." (What a surprise.) While I'm not saying Rhodes' relationship with Whitney is a sham -- let's not forget the "B" in LGBT -- she might want to be extra careful before this situation turns into a Down Low Dirty Shame. 

Just your typical jock hanging out with a friend

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