My DVR captured this episode of "One Day at a Time" on Family Entertainment TV the other night, featuring a rapturous moment from my childhood that I remember watching when I was in fifth grade like it was yesterday. Every boy had a crush on Valerie Bertinelli -- and I was no exception, if you don't count my wanting to be her instead of be with her. Mackenzie Phillips inherited a little bit of musical talent from Papa John, but there's never been a cuter Elton John than the one here!
Dec. 28, 1976: Schneider and the Romanos put on a show for a local retirement home.
The original, above. And who remembers THIS drag of a version?



















