Lifeguards on Duty

Who wore it better, Parker Stevenson and Sam Elliott ...

or Trevor LaPaglia and Martin Kandra?

I think you all know where I stand.

Morning Wood

A savvy reader points out that the hairy-chested guy in the Simply Fit Core Workout Board commercial I posted last week is also the object of Steve Grand's erection in his "All I Want for Christmas Is You" video." More of scruffy Trevor LaPaglia -- including his tennis acumen and mustache phase -- HERE.

Board Stiff

I'd have been doubled over laughing about this Amy Schumer lookalike, below, in the Simply Fit Core Workout Board commercial -- the most ludicrous piece of workout plastic since the Thighmaster -- if not for the bearded hottie getting me all sweaty without lifting a finger.