'Sock' It to Me

The feature-length film is still in the works, but Mark Allen's "Sock Job" -- starring sexpot Matthew Camp -- promises to be the best screwball comedy about masturbation of all time! See more HERE.

Madonna 'Socks' It to Mark Allen

From my friend Mark Allen, who never fails to make me smile!

MADONNA HAS COPIED MARK ALLEN'S IDEAS … ONCE AGAIN!!! 

Lady Gaga may be "two steps behind" the Rebel Heart Madonna, but Madonna has proved she's "two steps behind" Mark Allen's film "Sock Job" (which is two years behind production).  

Yesterday, on her official Instagram and Facebook pages, Madonna posted photos and videos of herself teasing and then comically conversing with a talking sock in her bed while eating a box of candy. The scenario is so blatantly similar to Mark Allen's film, it may as well be ripped from the production storyboards and already-shot footage from "Sock Job." The former Material Girl even uses hashtags like #bitchimasock and #sockbitch. What's the matter, would #sockjob be TOO obvious? And just think, I pre-ordered your new album -- yes I'm talking directly to you now Madge -- to think, I pre-ordered your new album "Rebel Heart" on iTunes and never once, not ever listened to those leaked versions… because that would be STEALING! Meanwhile (instead of capes) I'm sure your new World Tour will have lots of SOCKS in it, earning you another $90 million, while my film "Sock Job" lags behind due to financial and technical woes. *Sob!* All I can say is… after seeing the acting in "your" little sock movie, I'm glad Matthew Camp is starring in my film and not YOU!  

Thanks for NOTHING, Queen of Pop!  

Living For Robbed, 

Mark Allen

Remember when she did THIS?! Mmm-hmm...

Thief of arts?

Visit the film's official site HERE.

Dirty 'Sock'

Writer/director Mark Allen writes:

Playing around with SOCK JOB poster/DVD images with images from last week. What do you all think??? Feedback please! (photography: Giovanni Di Mola, design: Mark Allen, model: Matthew Camp)

Get more "Sock Job" action via Instagram HERE.

'Sock Job' Delivered Raw

The film has its own behind-the-scenes Instagram now HERE.

Here are the latest raw footage stills from "Sock Job," a screwball comedy about masturbation starring sexy Matthew Camp and directed by sexier Mark Allen:

On a dark and stormy night in a secluded cabin in the woods, a young man faces challenges while trying to relieve his boredom ...

Boy Meets Wood(s)

"Sock Job" is a screwball comedy about masturbation starring Matthew Camp and directed by Mark Allen:

On a dark and stormy night in a secluded cabin in the woods, a young man faces challenges while trying to relieve his boredom ...

 

More info HERE.

Sock Tease

Matthew Camp + Mark Allen = "Sock Job."

SOCK JOB test footage #3 from SockJob on Vimeo.

'Sock' It to Me

   If you're as eager to see go-go boy cum designer Matthew Camp star in a new "screwball comedy about masturbation" as I am, please consider contributing to my pal Mark Allen's Kickstarter campaign HERE.