Page 1 Roundup (05/20)

The Daily News: Britain does a royal wedding

... while the U.S. mourns the victims of yet another school shooting

This alleged violence is criminal and completely unacceptable. But out of curiosity, could anyone explain to me why a married deaf (not blind) couple with two children (and one on the way) *needs* a GREAT DANE as a "service animal"? Just reeks of bullshit

The running list of typos from Trump’s White House 

New York Post: Meghan Markle is the first American to marry into the British royal family in 81 years

Mom shares daughter’s harrowing experience during school shooting

Beantown Cuban: My friend Johnny Diaz shares his frightening battle with bladder cancer

The New York Times: The last days of Time Inc.: An oral history of how the pre-eminent media organization of the 20th century ended up on the scrap heap

The Washington Post: It looks like the left needs to declare it wants to abolish the Second Amendment entirely so that 'meeting in the middle' with gun nuts might actually result in some kind of reasonable change

Daily Intel: What you need to know about the FBI’s Trump campaign informant

ICYMI: Relive the best moments from those ABC Afterschool Specials

Yahoo Music: The Go-Go's, 40 years later: 'We did something cool,' but 'sexism is still alive and well'

The Film Experience: The hunks were out at the Cannes Film Festival

Remains of the Day (02/12)

The Daily News: Nicole Eggert claims Scott Baio has called her repeatedly since she accused him of abuse

Dlisted: Brody Jenner is still one hot piece of ass

The Randy Report: White House proposes $4.4 trillion budget that adds $7 trillion to deficits

Towleroad: Gus Kenworthy grilled about Mike Pence, shirtless flagbearing at Olympics press conference

Boy Culture: Cut to the Madonna episode of "Will & Grace," unpacked (she's as awful as you would imagine)

Deep Dish: With that furry chest, you better believe I'd be your Valentine

The WoW Report: Mirai Nagasu becomes the first American woman to ever land the triple axel at the Olympics

Matthew's Island of Misfit Toys: I get why this guy is staring at himself in the mirror

Newsweek: Steve Bannon says of Donald: "I was sick of being a wet nurse to a 71-year-old man"

Talking Points Memo: Jeff Sessions hails "Anglo-American sheriffs"

Jeremiah's Vanishing New York: The Lower East Side's beloved Sunshine Cinema is about to become a faded memory

Crime Online: Model-actor stabs himself in neck outside his Greenwich Village home after fight with girlfriend

Alan Bennett Ilagan: Behold Chris Mazdzer's hairy chest

Daily Intelligencer: Republicans look to blame someone for the deficit mess -- and surprisingly it's not Obama or Hillary

Page Six: The creator of the "Real Housewives" franchise doesn't understand why people are calling Cattrall v. Parker a "cat fight"

Greg in Hollywood: A "thrilled and happy" Betty Buckley to star in national tour of "Hello, Dolly!"

The Gay Almanac: Malaysian newspaper publishes "trait list" to ID gay people (beards and gym memberships are a dead giveaway -- natch)

The Body: San Francisco will be the first U.S. city with a legal injection site to prevent overdoses; others are scrambling to follow

The Sun: The bizarre afterlife of TV actor shot dead in on-set accident

The New Yorker: People are still saying a reckoning with women awaits Trump, but I really don't think they understand his supporters

The Washington Post: The Obamas' portraits are not what you'd expect and that's why they're great

The New York Times: When I'm mistakenly put on an email chain, should I hit "reply all" asking to be removed?

New York Post: Suspected poacher killed, eaten by pack of lions

TV Line: John Krasinski claims he'll return to "The Office," if asked

Back2Stonewall: Canadian Eric Radford takes the gold -- the first openly gay man to ever do so -- and Adam Rippon takes the bronze in figure-skating team event

Baseline: Dominika Cibulkova could have been a winter Olympian ... sort of

NewNowNext: Join real-life couple and stars of "EastSiders" on honeymoon in Europe

PinkNews: Charlie Sheen outed as "bisexual" by former friend (and substance-abuser) Lenny Dykstra

Metrosource: Finding a great LGBT friendly dentist in NYC

Vanity Far: How much an out gay Olympian could mean to a kid now -- or to a 34-year-old who’s been waiting for it his whole life.

Towleroad: Randy Rainbow unleashes blistering "Stand by Your Man' cover at Trump, Rob Porter

Brooklyn Vegan: Courtney Barnett shares "Tell Me How You Really Feel" teaser (new album?)

OMG Blog: Beardy MTV reality star shows off his big pecker

Washington Blade: Puerto Rican gay bar becomes "oasis" after Hurricane Maria

Outsports: School kicks trans athlete off boys basketball team for using the bathroom

The Village Voice: "Portlandia" and the sad hilarity of the aging hipster

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Page 1 Roundup (02/07)

The Daily News: I know editorial boards and my fellow citizens mean well, but can't we all just admit Trump isn't going anywhere since no one in a position to do anything will?

For crying out loud, no good deed really does go unpunished

Nicole Eggert files sexual-assault police report against Scott Baio

... for doing to her what he's doing to this basketball

New York Post: SpaceX launches world's most powerful rocket into space with sports car in tow

Here's a murder-suicide scenario you don't hear about very often

Cornell frat disciplined over ‘pig roast’ sex contest

Florida fan beat up girlfriend for dissing Tom Brady: cops

The New York Times: Trump’s talk of unity replaced by ‘treason’ and ‘shutdown’

The new adventures of old Donald

The Washington Post: They considered themselves white, but DNA tests told a more complex story

The Wall Street Journal: In South Korea, the term 'healing' is used to describe gyms, hair salons -- and now the restorative effect of being 2,300 feet above sea level

Are leprechauns racist?

Page 1 Roundup (02/01)

The Daily News: Now they're going to make fun of de Blasio for getting $200 million to fix boilers in low-income housing? 

New York socialite’s husband and son killed in safari accident after a zebra crashes into their Land Rover

New York Post: Disturbing details emerge as verdict nears for woman charged with murdering twin sister

Adam Schiff says Devin Nunes 'secretly altered' potentially bombshell memo

E Online: A Scott Baio history: From heartthrob playboy to polarizing pundit, with a stop to fix his love life along the way

The New York Times: Mueller zeros in on story put together about Trump Tower meeting

Timeline of Allen-Farrow relationship highlights Mia's extremely suspicious behavior Aug. 1, 4-5, 1992

The Washington Post: Federal government will be unable to pay all bills sooner than expected, due to new tax law

The Wall Street Journal: Nick Foles was a star quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles before getting injured and traded; now he’s back, and fans want their No. 9 apparel again

Page 1 Roundup (01/31)

The Daily News: Fact checking Donald's first State of the Union

Scott Baio at a loss for words when pressed about garage encounter with Nicole Eggert

New York Post: Nobody thought to check Joe Kennedy's 'drool mouth' before he went live?

Only Donald can snort an eight-ball on stage and get away with it ...

The New York Times: Joseph P. Kennedy III gives Democratic response to State of the Union

The Wall Street Journal: Extreme balloon twisters inflate the art form

Page 1 Roundup (01/28)

The Daily News: NYPD detective used fake names and addresses in crime reports to avoid doing any work -- and he’s still on the job

United Airlines is going to wish dragging a man off a plane were its worst PR scandal after people read this

The Decider: Was Scott Baio in charge of 'molesting' an underage Nicole Eggert?

The Associated Press: I would have killed to have gone to this!

D-Listed: Alley Mills says 'The Wonder Years' was canceled because of sexual harassment allegations against Fred Savage, who was 16 when the show went off the air

Page Six: The Farrows' 25-year smear campaign against Woody Allen for his relationship with Soon-Yi Previn may finally be paying off -- now that he's 81

The New York Times: After surgery in Germany, I wanted Vicodin, not herbal tea

The Washington Post: Steve Wynn resigns as RNC finance chairman amid sexual misconduct allegations